RIP SPEAKER TO ANIMALS

Ph64
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Speaker to Animals wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:10 pm Guys, I survived. Home is flooded out. I am trapped living with the single mothers on the second and third floors. Help. Send money.
Let me guess, you forgot the chainsaw so you could cut through the roof and flag down a rescue helicopter to escape? Or at least to drown out the bitching... :twisted:
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Ya know... one might imagine a flooding home scenario to be the perfect cover for murder....

I wonder how many spouses turn up dead, with the other one being rescued. :think:
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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TheReal_ND
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Hurricanes are dangerous yo. Stay frosty
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pineapplemike wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:03 pm why didn't the animals warn you? don't they have natural disaster privilege or something
:lol: That's great.
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Like damn nigga just kick your legs and move around.
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clubgop
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SuburbanFarmer wrote: Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:28 pm Ya know... one might imagine a flooding home scenario to be the perfect cover for murder....

I wonder how many spouses turn up dead, with the other one being rescued. :think:
Maybe that's why flood insurance is expensive and hard to come by.