Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:30 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:03 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:09 pm
Okeefenokee wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:07 pm
It's very easy.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20075/basic-biscuits/
Damn... I will have to try that soon.

For some reason, I thought it was a lot more involved.
Those are plain scones. First thing I learned to bake when I was about 7.
Recipe just needs cheese and mustard...
I've had scones. Biscuits are not scones. Scones are for animals and slaves.
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by C-Mag » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:13 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:26 am
Round British scones can resemble North American biscuits in appearance, but scones traditionally rely on cold butter, while biscuits are more often made with other kinds of animal fat or vegetable shortening.[16] Also, while scones are frequently (but not always) sweet, and served with coffee and tea, biscuits are served more like a bread roll, often with breakfast in the American South.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone

I have always wondered what a biscuit is in America.
Total misnomer really as bis cuit means twice cooked and generally refers to what you call cookies.
I had been visualising something like Navy hard tack to dip in your gravy.
Bah !
You guys have weird names for everything. Breakfast Sausages are called Bingers or some silly shit, you call cigarettes Fags, a flashlight a Torch.

Just keep cooking proper Fish N Chips. :P
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:10 am

When I smoke a fag no problem, when you do it it's a hate crime.
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by C-Mag » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:14 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:10 am
When I smoke a fag no problem, when you do it it's a hate crime.
Hey, over here it's ........................ if a tree falls in the woods :twisted:
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:13 pm

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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:54 pm

Beginning the harvest in earnest now.

We’ve already gotten:

10 lbs Tomatoes
10 lbs banana peppers
10 lbs green beans
2 sugar pumpkins

I’d estimate another 2x that still sitting in the field.

Casualties:

Cantaloupes didn’t fare well
Honeydews look stunted
Corn got demolished by raccoons

Still a bunch of garlic, onions, and potatoes too. Here’s the first bucket of beans.
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by heydaralon » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:01 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:54 pm
Beginning the harvest in earnest now.

We’ve already gotten:

10 lbs Tomatoes
10 lbs banana peppers
10 lbs green beans
2 sugar pumpkins

I’d estimate another 2x that still sitting in the field.

Casualties:

Cantaloupes didn’t fare well
Honeydews look stunted
Corn got demolished by raccoons

Still a bunch of garlic, onions, and potatoes too. Here’s the first bucket of beans.

image.jpg
Well done sir! You got this agriculture shit on lockdown. I'm gonna start calling you MonsantoCatFace. But seriously, you are doing some cool shit with your property. I am growing scotch bonnet and jalapeno peppers atm. True story, the other day I ate some scotch bonnet peppers and was tearing up because they were very hot. The oil from them got on my hand, and I took a shit and when I wiped my ass, I felt a burning sensation. I got into the shower and washed my ass, but it burned for awhile. Remember awhile back when my peppers weren't hot and I couldn't figure out why? I don't have that problem with the scotch bonnet ones. My asshole can attest to that.
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by Fife » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:19 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:01 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:54 pm
Beginning the harvest in earnest now.

We’ve already gotten:

10 lbs Tomatoes
10 lbs banana peppers
10 lbs green beans
2 sugar pumpkins

I’d estimate another 2x that still sitting in the field.

Casualties:

Cantaloupes didn’t fare well
Honeydews look stunted
Corn got demolished by raccoons

Still a bunch of garlic, onions, and potatoes too. Here’s the first bucket of beans.

image.jpg
Well done sir! You got this agriculture shit on lockdown. I'm gonna start calling you MonsantoCatFace. But seriously, you are doing some cool shit with your property. I am growing scotch bonnet and jalapeno peppers atm. True story, the other day I ate some scotch bonnet peppers and was tearing up because they were very hot. The oil from them got on my hand, and I took a shit and when I wiped my ass, I felt a burning sensation. I got into the shower and washed my ass, but it burned for awhile. Remember awhile back when my peppers weren't hot and I couldn't figure out why? I don't have that problem with the scotch bonnet ones. My asshole can attest to that.
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by C-Mag » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:47 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:13 pm
This guy nailed it.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09- ... ring-works
Some good points, a lot of doom right around the corner
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Re: Preparing for Uncertainty and Self Reliance

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:59 am

Well, I have to say this garden has been a success, despite an epic fail on corn, onions, and potatoes. Got around a dozen stunted potatoes - enough for a few meals. :( I'll have to review our growing process for them.

We're up to roughly 40lb Tomatoes, 10 gallons of green beans (canning as fast as possible), a dozen cucumbers, and half a dozen peppers and sugar pumpkins.

I can't believe the yield coming out of these bean plants. They really love it here.

Still to come, more beans, tomatoes, rhubarb, and honeydew melons!
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