Fake News

[Speaker to Animals]

This storm of the century is total bullshit, fam.

Partly cloudy and fucking nice out right now.

It was a total scam to hype up a storm for FEMA bucks. Last Spring when it rained so much all the farms flooded, there was jackshit on the national news about it. That was more rain than this bullshit.

I don't doubt a cat 1 hurricane was a pain for people on the coast, but fucking come on.

Water is wet.

Now you see what Florida does every single year. That place would be a toxic dump without constant FEMA "emergency" bucks flowing.

Dude, I am a Floridian.

[SuburbanFarmer]

This storm of the century is total bullshit, fam.

Partly cloudy and fucking nice out right now.

It was a total scam to hype up a storm for FEMA bucks. Last Spring when it rained so much all the farms flooded, there was jackshit on the national news about it. That was more rain than this bullshit.

I don't doubt a cat 1 hurricane was a pain for people on the coast, but fucking come on.

Water is wet.

Now you see what Florida does every single year. That place would be a toxic dump without constant FEMA "emergency" bucks flowing.

Dude, I am a Floridian.

Congratulations on your escape, then.

I had to jump in a friend's van in the middle of the night, and go. No joke.

[Speaker to Animals]

Water is wet.

Now you see what Florida does every single year. That place would be a toxic dump without constant FEMA "emergency" bucks flowing.

Dude, I am a Floridian.

Congratulations on your escape, then.

I had to jump in a friend's van in the middle of the night, and go. No joke.

I might have to go back for jobs, though. Not excited.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Dude, I am a Floridian.

Congratulations on your escape, then.

I had to jump in a friend's van in the middle of the night, and go. No joke.

I might have to go back for jobs, though. Not excited.

Don't be fooled. There are no "jobs" in Florida.

You're either tending bar, or nursing an elderly New Yorker.

[Speaker to Animals]

Congratulations on your escape, then.

I had to jump in a friend's van in the middle of the night, and go. No joke.

I might have to go back for jobs, though. Not excited.

Don't be fooled. There are no "jobs" in Florida.

You're either tending bar, or nursing an elderly New Yorker.

I would be doing stuff like writing avionics software for aircraft or flight control systems on missiles. There are lots of jobs in Florida for somebody like me.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I might have to go back for jobs, though. Not excited.

Don't be fooled. There are no "jobs" in Florida.

You're either tending bar, or nursing an elderly New Yorker.

I would be doing stuff like writing avionics software for aircraft or flight control systems on missiles. There are lots of jobs in Florida for somebody like me.

Do it remotely then. No reason to imprison yourself back in the house 11 months/year.

[DBTrek]

Do it remotely then. No reason to imprison yourself back in the house 11 months/year.

“Do it remotely, just not from a house.”
That’s why GCF thinks there’s no jobs in Florida.
Because the dummy jobs are all taken.

[SuburbanFarmer]

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I might have to go back for jobs, though. Not excited.

Don't be fooled. There are no "jobs" in Florida.

You're either tending bar, or nursing an elderly New Yorker.

I would be doing stuff like writing avionics software for aircraft or flight control systems on missiles. There are lots of jobs in Florida for somebody like me.
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Do it remotely then. No reason to imprison yourself back in the house 11 months/year.
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“Do it remotely, just not from a house.”
That’s why GCF thinks there’s no jobs in Florida.
Because the dummy jobs are all taken.
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8 hrs/day versus 23 hours/day. I'll take the 8, thanks.

Floridians know.

[Speaker to Animals]

Don't be fooled. There are no "jobs" in Florida.

You're either tending bar, or nursing an elderly New Yorker.

I would be doing stuff like writing avionics software for aircraft or flight control systems on missiles. There are lots of jobs in Florida for somebody like me.

Do it remotely then. No reason to imprison yourself back in the house 11 months/year.

You do that kind of work locked in a vault with no contact to the outside world whatsoever. There is no remote work for classified projects.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I would be doing stuff like writing avionics software for aircraft or flight control systems on missiles. There are lots of jobs in Florida for somebody like me.

Do it remotely then. No reason to imprison yourself back in the house 11 months/year.

You do that kind of work locked in a vault with no contact to the outside world whatsoever. There is no remote work for classified projects.

Oh, that shit. Yeah, I've heard tales of strange, isolated beings that rarely see daylight or smoke breaks. Not my thing.