THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Fife]

How low-info voters think it’s going to go:

Bezos: I’m so sorry that some low-skill, low-productivity jobs don’t pay enough to support an independent lifestyle. I’ll pick up the extra costs and hand out raises so low earners no longer need government assistance.

How it’s actually going to go:

Bezos: They’re paid what they’re productivity is worth. You want to legislate me into paying them more than they’re worth? Nah. You guys go ahead and pick up the rest of the tab for their lifestyle. They can transition back to being fully supported by government assistance.

/shrug

Let’s not forget - number of people Jeff Bezos has forcefully employed against their will: 0

Naw, DB.

Bezos is the Antichrist.

He's holding all those workers against their will and dictating their bowel movements. Also he tricked the entire USPS and their public employees union into a shady scheme designed to keep their shitty doors open a few months longer.

Save us Mick Mulvaney! You're our only hope!

:goteam: :drunk:

[Hastur]

It's not Bezos' fault you give tax money to people with employment. It's the market he lives in. He adjusts accordingly. Stop paying out welfare to employed people and things will adjust.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yes Massa! Let me lick your boots clean jus a soon as I shit in the coffee can in the corner!

[DBTrek]

It's not Bezos' fault you give tax money to people with employment. It's the market he lives in. He adjusts accordingly. Stop paying out welfare to employed people and things will adjust.

We have a winner.
Well done.

[Speaker to Animals]

Nobody gives a shit about their wages.

The problem with Amazon is the slave-like labor conditions and the corrupt USPS contract he got under the Obama administration where the American people are losing money to ship his products.

No need to canard this shit up.

[DBTrek]

Nobody gives a shit about their wages.

The problem with Amazon is the slave-like labor conditions and the corrupt USPS contract he got under the Obama administration where the American people are losing money to ship his products.

No need to canard this shit up.

Every Amazon-working welfare recipient is free to quit if they find the conditions or wages unsatisfactory, Captain Save-a-pleb.

[Speaker to Animals]

Nobody gives a shit about their wages.

The problem with Amazon is the slave-like labor conditions and the corrupt USPS contract he got under the Obama administration where the American people are losing money to ship his products.

No need to canard this shit up.

Every Amazon-working welfare recipient is free to quit if they find the conditions or wages unsatisfactory, Captain Save-a-pleb.

Again: the problem is not their wages.

[DBTrek]

The “problem” is some workers aren’t actually productive enough to keep up with their peers, but manage to retain their jobs by using life hacks you find unsavory.

Which, by the way, they only do to *keep* the job you feel they’re being oppressed by.

[Fife]

[GloryofGreece]

Yes Massa! Let me lick your boots clean jus a soon as I shit in the coffee can in the corner!