THE ERA OF TRUMP

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:08 am

As far as I can tell, that's not even a real Ford. It looks like a mash up of different design cues from different generations.

It doesn't have the right tailgate contour to be a sixth gen,

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The tailgate still doesn't match a fifth gen, and the lights are wrong, too,

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The bumper, lights, tailgate, and rear window don't match up with a fourth gen,

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It definitely isn't a seventh gen,

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by C-Mag » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:14 am

They've heard of pickup trucks, but they've never actually seen one.
Lefty clowns have been trying to destroy middle America for decades.
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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:18 am

I think the end of the sixth generation was the high water mark for style.

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After that it was a slow decline to this,

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So damn ugly.
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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:30 am

Okeefenokee wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:18 am
I think the end of the sixth generation was the high water mark for style.

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That's pretty much what I want right there, though I wouldn't mind it in that baby blue color.

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:32 am

Somebody needs to put decals on their truck just like that picture. Throw a shotgun in the rack in the back window and everything.

Hell, recreate the whole fucking thing in the Idaho mountains with a real photo.

Imagine how fucking hilarious that would be.

Upload it to Twitter with the caption "Thank Jesus for this wonderful day with my beautiful family in the Sawtooth Mountains today. What a wonderful country we have!"

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 am

Okeefenokee wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:18 am
I think the end of the sixth generation was the high water mark for style.

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After that it was a slow decline to this,

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So damn ugly.
That bottom one actually looks more appealing to me. You’ll notice the front grills get bigger when the economy peaks. We’re currently at maximum grill frontage.

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:43 am

Probably has more to do with fuel costs. When oil prices are high longterm, they will sell more trucks if they can lower the MPG. But when oil prices are lower longterm, people aesthetically prefer the larger grills.

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:44 am

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 am
That bottom one actually looks more appealing to me. You’ll notice the front grills get bigger when the economy peaks. We’re currently at maximum grill frontage.
:hand:

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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by C-Mag » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:44 am

Here's how to breath new life into that old pickup truck
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Re: THE ERA OF TRUMP

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:02 am

Okeefenokee wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:44 am
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 am
That bottom one actually looks more appealing to me. You’ll notice the front grills get bigger when the economy peaks. We’re currently at maximum grill frontage.
:hand:

Make yourself scarce. Men are talking.
Insecure ones that require a ridiculous looking vehicle, to feel manly.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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