The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:29 pm

Do you complain about shitty fiberglass boats from the deck of your wooden sea canoe you made from logs you gathered around some fjord as well?

Okeefenokee
Posts: 12950
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: The Great Place

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:30 pm

wooden sea yacht
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751

User avatar
Hastur
Posts: 5297
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:43 am
Location: suiþiuþu

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Hastur » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm

Wood yatch owners are proud for a reason. It takes a lot of work to maintain them but they think it’s worth it. I have nothing but respect for them.

Image
Image

An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna

Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck

Okeefenokee
Posts: 12950
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: The Great Place

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm

Well I'm gonna be looking at knives for a little while.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:40 pm

Hastur wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm
Wood yatch owners are proud for a reason. It takes a lot of work to maintain them but they think it’s worth it. I have nothing but respect for them.

Image
I am just messing around, dude.

If somebody gave me a real longship I'd sail that bitch up and down the coast with scandi knives on my belt.

User avatar
Hastur
Posts: 5297
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:43 am
Location: suiþiuþu

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Hastur » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:54 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:40 pm
Hastur wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm
Wood yatch owners are proud for a reason. It takes a lot of work to maintain them but they think it’s worth it. I have nothing but respect for them.

Image
I am just messing around, dude.

If somebody gave me a real longship I'd sail that bitch up and down the coast with scandi knives on my belt.
I hear you. Problem with longships is that they require a lot of crew. I wouldn’t mind going on a voyage in one but I wouldn’t get my wife to join. To crowded and no private space and all out in the open all the time.

Image
Image

An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna

Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck

User avatar
Speaker to Animals
Posts: 38685
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:56 pm

Hastur wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:54 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:40 pm
Hastur wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm
Wood yatch owners are proud for a reason. It takes a lot of work to maintain them but they think it’s worth it. I have nothing but respect for them.

Image
I am just messing around, dude.

If somebody gave me a real longship I'd sail that bitch up and down the coast with scandi knives on my belt.
I hear you. Problem with longships is that they require a lot of crew. I wouldn’t mind going on a voyage in one but I wouldn’t get my wife to join. To crowded and no private space and all out in the open all the time.

Image
Taking women along on a viking raid is Haram. The women are waiting at your destination. I suspect the main reason for viking raids was to get away from the wife, honestly.

User avatar
Hastur
Posts: 5297
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:43 am
Location: suiþiuþu

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by Hastur » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:58 pm

Tru dat.
Image

An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna

Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck

User avatar
doc_loliday
Posts: 2443
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:10 am

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by doc_loliday » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:22 pm

Damn that schrade is cool, pretty tempting actually...

Anyway, I don't own these, but they're pretty sweet.

Image


Image

User avatar
The Conservative
Posts: 14797
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:43 am

Re: The Armory - Guns, Knives, and Axes

Post by The Conservative » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:37 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:29 pm
Do you complain about shitty fiberglass boats from the deck of your wooden sea canoe you made from logs you gathered around some fjord as well?
A fiberglass boat will do the same thing as a wooden boat.

A cheap knife can get you killed or severely hurt if it breaks while you are using it the way it was meant to.
#NotOneRedCent