Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[SuburbanFarmer]

what a dick

Ah look at dirty dick pretending to know and empathize, dont buy it.

I can smell your desperation. Delicious.

[clubgop]

Not as desperate as putting increasingly wrong and apocalyptic predictions in the mouth of a toddler? Then have that toddler make a plea to defend him and the house when the dad has admitted numerous times he ain't defending shit, he is running away. Even your kids want you to be a better man and father but you know you dont have it in you. That's not desperate that's nuance.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Not as desperate as putting increasingly wrong and apocalyptic predictions in the mouth of a toddler? Then have that toddler make a plea to defend him and the house when the dad has admitted numerous times he ain't defending shit, he is running away. Even your kids want you to be a better man and father but you know you dont have it in you. That's not desperate that's nuance.

Cute.

As I said, there are exactly 4 things that I would fight and die for, and they’re eating dinner right now.

[pineapplemike]

[Speaker to Animals]

He did say some of us would get tired of winning.

[clubgop]

Not as desperate as putting increasingly wrong and apocalyptic predictions in the mouth of a toddler? Then have that toddler make a plea to defend him and the house when the dad has admitted numerous times he ain't defending shit, he is running away. Even your kids want you to be a better man and father but you know you dont have it in you. That's not desperate that's nuance.

Cute.

As I said, there are exactly 4 things that I would fight and die for, and they’re eating dinner right now.

But the boxing soldiers are short selling pork bellies and carrying rakes. Surely you will cancel your dinner and run to Canada. Dinner at 5pm or 1700?
Fucking peasant, you want to be rich and elite? Eat at 1830 at the earliest.

[TheReal_ND]

3 days........

[clubgop]

3 days........

It is known.

[Fife]

I was hanging with my 5-year-old doggo yesterday up at the lake at the Secure and Remote.

He jumped up from a nap, startled. He told me he had a dream of the bad men coming around in the next 4 days or so.

I said, "take it easy, Kip. If you're nervous, go look in the front closet and count up the number of 00 shells and .45ACP and .223 mags we have in there as our immediate ready stock."

He thought for a minute, nodded his head, and exhaled. Then he smiled and started licking his balls.

[TheReal_ND]

I think the local antifa just prophesized something happening soon. I am not a Rogan Guy, but this was odd.

Me, just got thier panties on, talking to them about not hitting people.

gets a far-away look in their eyes, and slowly holds up 4 fingers.

Their/Zeir eyes focus back on me, and he/she says very seriously “4 days.”

Me: “4 days until what?”

Him: “4 days until Bernie can still win and here's how" (his words for politics.) "Don’t let Hilary win, nazi.”


Maybe I’m a dumbass, but if some shit goes down in November, I’m freaking out.