Civil War Doomsday Clock

[Okeefenokee]

[Ex-California]

It is scary. They took it to 11 as soon as Trump was elected and there's nowhere else to go. At least most people have started to look at the outrage as nothing more than a childish tantrum and that will help weaken the Left. If only it could be destroyed

[The Conservative]

It is scary. They took it to 11 as soon as Trump was elected and there's nowhere else to go. At least most people have started to look at the outrage as nothing more than a childish tantrum and that will help weaken the Left. If only it could be destroyed

Ummm, we are beyond childish outrage. This is a teenage temper tantrum. And a teenager can do real damage.

[SuburbanFarmer]

It must not have occurred to grumps that the nation he lives in only exists because a small minority of men had the balls to stand up to the strongest empire the world had ever seen, and won.

If the American Revolution were only fought by a “small minority”, they would have been hanged as traitors immediately.

There was general momentum in that direction before the first rebels started to agitate. Momentum built, and a movement started.

I won’t be one of the few starting it, but I’ll certainly help finish it, if it fits my ideals.

You want to start it, be my guest. But you won’t. This is just virtue larping.

[The Conservative]

It must not have occurred to grumps that the nation he lives in only exists because a small minority of men had the balls to stand up to the strongest empire the world had ever seen, and won.

If the American Revolution were only fought by a “small minority”, they would have been hanged as traitors immediately.

There was general momentum in that direction before the first rebels started to agitate. Momentum built, and a movement started.

I won’t be one of the few starting it, but I’ll certainly help finish it, if it fits my ideals.

You want to start it, be my guest. But you won’t. This is just virtue larping.

They we're marked as traitors you git.

[SuburbanFarmer]

It must not have occurred to grumps that the nation he lives in only exists because a small minority of men had the balls to stand up to the strongest empire the world had ever seen, and won.

If the American Revolution were only fought by a “small minority”, they would have been hanged as traitors immediately.

There was general momentum in that direction before the first rebels started to agitate. Momentum built, and a movement started.

I won’t be one of the few starting it, but I’ll certainly help finish it, if it fits my ideals.

You want to start it, be my guest. But you won’t. This is just virtue larping.

They we're marked as traitors you git.

Obviously. So why weren’t they hanged?

[The Conservative]

If the American Revolution were only fought by a “small minority”, they would have been hanged as traitors immediately.

There was general momentum in that direction before the first rebels started to agitate. Momentum built, and a movement started.

I won’t be one of the few starting it, but I’ll certainly help finish it, if it fits my ideals.

You want to start it, be my guest. But you won’t. This is just virtue larping.

They we're marked as traitors you git.

Obviously. So why weren’t they hanged?

If they were caught, they would have been.

Do you really need to have this explained to you?

[SuburbanFarmer]

They we're marked as traitors you git.

Obviously. So why weren’t they hanged?

If they were caught, they would have been.

Do you really need to have this explained to you?

You think the early revolutionaries we’re hiding in the woods, like Castro?

[The Conservative]

Obviously. So why weren’t they hanged?

If they were caught, they would have been.

Do you really need to have this explained to you?

You think the early revolutionaries we’re hiding in the woods, like Castro?

Wow.... I really don't know where to begin here...

[Speaker to Animals]

Obviously. So why weren’t they hanged?

If they were caught, they would have been.

Do you really need to have this explained to you?

You think the early revolutionaries we’re hiding in the woods, like Castro?

They were literally hiding in the woods, genius.