Climate Denier Hard To Refute

[Speaker to Animals]

My people are living under constant threat of sinking into the ocean. Gibs for my island people.

[Fife]

Just for the lulz, here's the Atlantic, current year.

Sober the fuck up, bitches. Sobering shit incoming.

How Do Aliens Solve Climate Change?
Scientists recently modeled a range of interactions between energy-intensive civilizations and their planets. The results were sobering.

The universe does many things. It makes galaxies, comets, black holes, neutron stars, and a whole mess more. We’ve lately discovered that it makes a great deal of planets, but it’s not clear whether it regularly makes energy-hungry civilizations, nor is it clear whether such civilizations inevitably drive their planets into climate change. There’s lots of hope riding on our talk about building a sustainable civilization on Earth. But how do we know that’s even possible? Does anyone across the cosmos ever make it?

Read the whole thing, but put on a fresh diaper first.

:goteam: :drunk:

[Speaker to Animals]

They get offworld. Full stop. End of working paper.

[Fife]

They get offworld. Full stop. End of working paper.

So, what you're saying is . . . we are actively rejecting all attempts to save our planet for the gains of the patriarchy?

[Speaker to Animals]

They get offworld. Full stop. End of working paper.

So, what you're saying is . . . we are actively rejecting all attempts to save our planet for the gains of the patriarchy?

And lobster men.

[Fife]

Just for the LULZ:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302474/

Link to the NYT: Raising My Child in a Doomed World

Some would say the mistake was having our daughter in the first place.

[C-Mag]

Just for the LULZ:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302474/

Link to the NYT: Raising My Child in a Doomed World

Some would say the mistake was having our daughter in the first place.

Raise your children on British Healthcare System. ......... problem solved.

[Speaker to Animals]

I wonder if future anthropologists will identify the western liberal of the 21st century as a maladapted subspecies that went extinct due to poor reproduction behaviors.

[Fife]

I wonder if future anthropologists will identify the western liberal of the 21st century as a maladapted subspecies that went extinct due to poor reproduction behaviors.

They may just as well figure out that the astrologists of the 1970s finally prevailed. Same difference.

Thanks again, Marx, for fucking up our perception of conquering the moon. And everything else.

[DrYouth]

wrong thread...