Europe, Boring Until it's Not

[C-Mag]

even owns the Moon.

Murica

[Okeefenokee]

It certainly would be easier if our nation was the size of Alabama instead of a massive, unworkable empire that rules over most of the Earth, and even owns the Moon.

It just hit me that the europeans probably don't understand the context of being compared to Alabama, and that made me smile.

[Okeefenokee]

Fucking cricket on my desk. WTF dude. This isn't your home.

[Ex-California]

Fucking cricket on my desk. WTF dude. This isn't your home.

I bought some sour cream & onion cooked crickets the other day at a candy store.

[ssu]

Agent Trumpov meeting his handler here in Finland now.

[Montegriffo]

Agent Trumpov meeting his handler here in Finland now.

It's being reported that Trump did not try his usual handshake games with Putin. Can't grab any pussies when every bone in your hand has been crushed.

[The Conservative]

Agent Trumpov meeting his handler here in Finland now.

It's being reported that Trump did not try his usual handshake games with Putin. Can't grab any pussies when every bone in your hand has been crushed.

It's called dealing with someone who knows how to shake hands. I crushed my father-in-law's hands the first time we met, after that he gave me a proper handshake.

It works once unless the person is a pussy.

My father-in-law does HVAC for a living, so he's no small man... the point is that Trump can't crush Putin's hand because Putin knows how to give a proper handshake, they come from the same mindset, firm handshake, and fuck the other person's wimpy grip if they give one.

[Okeefenokee]

Dude has an endless supply of squeaky toys to throw out there.

my dad shakes hands better than your dad

Who else sees the relation to court jesters?

[The Conservative]

Dude has an endless supply of squeaky toys to throw out there.

my dad shakes hands better than your dad

Who else sees the relation to court jesters?

You realize that's a compliment? Court Jesters were the only people allowed to get away with insulting the king and queen...and also giving them the bad news that others would not dare. They were confidants and were also the King especially confided in when no one else was trustworthy in some cases.

If I am a Court Jester, then you dear sir are nothing more than a scab at the bottom of my foot; something that for a while will annoy, but which will fall off and be forgotten, replaced by fresh skin.

[Okeefenokee]

I didn't call you a court jester dumbass.

The jester works for the king.

The jester gives commoners shit to talk about to make them feel like they have some power.