Literal Odds and Ends

[Speaker to Animals]

I love well done meat. I just like the burnt flavor.

[Fife]

I mean it's a giant FU if you think about it.

Tbh I've never had a well done stake let alone with catsup. Maybe I should try it.

Like you've never been fucked up enough to burn up a pound of ground chuck.

[Kath]

That's really cool. In twenty years no one will be able to read that. I always try and practice cursive on the few letters I write. I think they dropped cursive from school now. Probably too hard for the 60 IQ brainlet spawns we have imported to this country. Not fair for them to learn penmanship.

They no longer teach cursive. The kid needed a passport. His application came back needing his signature - he had only printed his name. When we got our second appt. at the PO, the lady dealing with us said it's a new problem. State Dept. wants signatures, but these new people don't know how to sign. I had to sign his name for him on an envelope and he did his best copy job.

As to your new job - good luck and give not fucking it up a try. As to a mattress, consider a futon mattress - takes way less space.

[Kath]

I love well done meat. I just like the burnt flavor.

There are restaurants that have a sign on the door warning you that they will not do your steak well-done. If you need your steak well done, you don't like steak.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I love well done meat. I just like the burnt flavor.

Then cook it medium rare on a higher temp. It should be charred on the outside, just not leather on the inside.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I mean it's a giant FU if you think about it.

Tbh I've never had a well done stake let alone with catsup. Maybe I should try it.

A giant FU to his own taste buds. That’s meta.

[Fife]

Cursive is the new Ultra Enigma.

I'll post pics of my standard notetaking later. The images will mean whatever I tell you they mean.

[Montegriffo]

I love well done meat. I just like the burnt flavor.

There are restaurants that have a sign on the door warning you that they will not do your steak well-done. If you need your steak well done, you don't like steak.

That's just nonsense.
How you like your steak is up to the individual.
Many people like well done and to say they don't like steak is elitist crap.
I may knock Trump for it but that's just because I like knocking Trump.
If a restaurant won't let you decide how you like your steak then their customer service ethos stinks.
What next?
Sorry sir you can't have salt and pepper the chef has already decided how much seasoning you like.
No sir, that wine isn't available with that dish.
Pineapple on a pizza - get out, get out now you fucking philistine.

[Fife]

I love well done meat. I just like the burnt flavor.

There are restaurants that have a sign on the door warning you that they will not do your steak well-done. If you need your steak well done, you don't like steak.

Just bake the damn cake.

[Kath]

Cursive is the new Ultra Enigma.

I'll post pics of my standard notetaking later. The images will mean whatever I tell you they mean.

I took shorthand in HS - it really did help with notes in college. Just going through my HS yearbooks - some of the girls signed my YB in shorthand. Hell if I can read it. I like your idea of making it mean what I want it to mean. Kath - you are the smartest, sweetest, most gorgeous girl in the history of HS. {yup, that's what it said.}