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Post by kybkh » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:18 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
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Maybe you could live stream the view from the Treasure Club?
Cowboys is the name. Use to be a disco rodeo bar until the 80s. Then the owner burnt it down and built a strip club with the same name. It is in literally the worse part of town but they keep out the rift raft by not selling Hennessy and girls still work there for mainly 6 weeks out of the year, when keeneland runs live races and when the coal miner union has its annual meeting.

Back in the mid 2000s when camcorder phones were fresh on the market we had the most humiliating bachelor party strip show filmed in entirety.

First they dude was dumb enough to let the girls tie his hands behind his back. Then they just started with the nice, gentile lap dance on stage. While the finest girl was giving what appeared to be his last sweet send off, they bring in whom I can only assume is the dishwasher in the back who weighed 250 and she just starts jackhammering his lap. Once the chair Buckeyes and he was able to stand up, the hot girls got the paddle, gave him a wedgie so hard it ripped his pants and we had to get on stage to physically restrain him.

We had it all on tape until the dude recording got fucking greedy and put the phone where the DJ to could see it and alerted the bouncers. Dude wouldn’t give it up so they just wrestled it away and threw across the room.

Talk about having incriminating evidence...
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Post by Fife » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:24 pm

In Tuscaloosa, that scene is referred to as Tuesday afternoon.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:26 pm

Who's been for a ride in the flying saucer?

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Post by kybkh » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:30 pm

One thing about nudie bars that I didn’t connect until recently is that it’s pretty much just a 1980s roller rink without the skates.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:32 pm

Looks downright classy.

Hey look, military monday.
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Post by kybkh » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:35 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:26 pm
Who's been for a ride in the flying saucer?

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The Flying Saucer is just great marketing.
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Post by Fife » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:05 pm

This seemed a lot classier back in 1990. Of course, we didn't have handheld video cameras back then.

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Post by kybkh » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:52 pm

Fife wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:05 pm
This seemed a lot classier back in 1990. Of course, we didn't have handheld video cameras back then.

:goteam: :drunk:

These women are literally classier than Stomy Daniels and that says something.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:13 pm

I'M SURE SHE HAS A MILLION REASONS, MAYBE TWO MILLION WHO KNOWS WHAT SOROS IS PAYING THESE DAYS
KEEP GOING TUCC

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