Selfishness vs Selflessness

[Fife]

At least this is why our birth rates remain so robust.

... wait, what?

Fugggggggggg

[SuburbanFarmer]

Well, unlike you, I'd marry the mother of my children and properly raise them if I could.

No need to marry her. Tax breaks are better if you don’t, actually.

And what on earth would be the incentive? Possibly losing half my shit or more, and paying for a ring, and a wedding? Why bother?

[Fife]

^^^

The state fixes everything kids.

If not for the state enforcing the rules of matrimony, how would we be able to have functional families?

Gotta have that ring, H.I.! What about that diptet?

[SuburbanFarmer]

^^^

The state fixes everything kids.

If not for the state enforcing the rules of matrimony, how would we be able to have functional families?

I’m on your side, more often than not.

[MilSpecs]

I am not a great person to ask for advice for women right now. I am thinking about driving to another state for a while. I got it pretty bad and I have this feeling it's going to get real if I am not careful. Women fuck your brain functioning up. You can't think straight when they get into your brain. They know you are obsessed with them and then you are done for.

Is she a good woman?

[SuburbanFarmer]

I am not a great person to ask for advice for women right now. I am thinking about driving to another state for a while. I got it pretty bad and I have this feeling it's going to get real if I am not careful. Women fuck your brain functioning up. You can't think straight when they get into your brain. They know you are obsessed with them and then you are done for.

Is she a good woman?

He has no idea. He's in deep smit.

[MilSpecs]

Somebody promised you something other than a "curveball?"

Let's go get that fucker. Who said that lie to you?

Actually, he promised that we'd get through the curveballs, in sickness and in health, yada yada yada. The man spoke the truth. It's something worth fighting for, don't you think?

Truly. Nowhere in the marriage vows did it say, "I promise to be nothing but hot/n/horny for you 24/7 from this day forward"

My husband must never see this. It will break him to know this could have been included.

[Okeefenokee]

Well, unlike you, I'd marry the mother of my children and properly raise them if I could.

No need to marry her. Tax breaks are better if you don’t, actually.

And what on earth would be the incentive? Possibly losing half my shit or more, and paying for a ring, and a wedding? Why bother?

The children.

You're supposed to be thinking of the children, not yourself.

[Okeefenokee]

[Speaker to Animals]

You just need to post the title.

Marriage is about raising children properly.

Losing sight of that is how we fucked up civilization.