Selfishness vs Selflessness

[Kath]

Why don't you try the MHF drinking game? Everytime Okie pisses you off, drink a glass of wine.

Everytime I piss you off, drink a glass of wine and smoke a fat bowl.

Whenever StA or DB piss you off, just grind your teeth or something.

You'll be pretty sober, except when you're not. At those times, you'll be as fucked up as a football bat.

Meh .... I like to manage my time, and drinking , differently. I'm surprised at 50ish you still enjoy drinking games. I never saw the point to drinking games. Played once; found I never got to drink when I wanted and had to drink when I didn't. Seemed silly.

Anyway; I do a risk/reward analysis. If I have to read 30 Okee posts to get to one decent point, it's of little value to me, so no need to bother. DB is a consistently good poster, 'cept when he's being a douche, but it's clear, he's doing it for the lulz, and not just to be an asshat troll with nothing but hatred in his heart.

StA is easy, now.... just ignore everything he says about women, and you find common ground. Scanning for content is my friend.

Meh - iggy works when the crap outweighs any sort of value-add whatsoever. Feel free to put me on iggy if you think I'm just a brainless dolt with nothing to contribute. No skin off my nose. Truly.

[DBTrek]

Fife,
Pro tip: next time take “I vow to love and cherish you till your shit gets real tiresome” out of the list.

As a lawyer you can’t build that kind of leeway into the contract and resist abusing it. Man, you should known better.

[Kath]

Fife,
Pro tip: next time take “I vow to love and cherish you till your shit gets real tiresome” out of the list.

As a lawyer you can’t build that kind of leeway into the contract and resist abusing it. Man, you should known better.

See how much you are loved, DrY? The funny trolls are willing to fuck up your thread to cheer you up. Suck it up, buttercup.

[Speaker to Animals]

I am not a great person to ask for advice for women right now. I am thinking about driving to another state for a while. I got it pretty bad and I have this feeling it's going to get real if I am not careful. Women fuck your brain functioning up. You can't think straight when they get into your brain. They know you are obsessed with them and then you are done for.

[Fife]

Fife,
Pro tip: next time take “I vow to love and cherish you till your shit gets real tiresome” out of the list.

As a lawyer you can’t build that kind of leeway into the contract and resist abusing it. Man, you should known better.

Touche, broheim.

However, just think about how effective my "hey dummy, I'm not joking about the pre-nup" speech has been these last few years.

As usual, IRL turned out to be a great sales pitch.

[Kath]

I am not a great person to ask for advice for women right now. I am thinking about driving to another state for a while. I got it pretty bad and I have this feeling it's going to get real if I am not careful. Women fuck your brain functioning up. You can't think straight when they get into your brain. They know you are obsessed with them and then you are done for.

The same is true the other way, though. You consistently forget this part. I agree with you that it's really hard to know, but when it's right, it's fucking right; there are no red flags. Every relationship I had for the first 40 years of my life had red flags. With Nerd, there have been zero in the last 11+ years. If he cheats on me or leaves me, I would honestly be able to say there were no warning signs. In hindsight, I couldn't say that with any other relationship.

[Speaker to Animals]

I am not a great person to ask for advice for women right now. I am thinking about driving to another state for a while. I got it pretty bad and I have this feeling it's going to get real if I am not careful. Women fuck your brain functioning up. You can't think straight when they get into your brain. They know you are obsessed with them and then you are done for.

The same is true the other way, though. You consistently forget this part. I agree with you that it's really hard to know, but when it's right, it's fucking right; there are no red flags. Every relationship I had for the first 40 years of my life had red flags. With Nerd, there have been zero in the last 11+ years. If he cheats on me or leaves me, I would honestly be able to say there were no warning signs. In hindsight, I couldn't say that with any other relationship.

I don't know about warning flags. I am not the one that would cheat, though. I am fucked up enough that I can just put up with any amount of misery until death.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Damn... dis thread got weird.

[Speaker to Animals]

Well, unlike you, I'd marry the mother of my children and properly raise them if I could.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Well, unlike you, I'd marry the mother of my children and properly raise them if I could.

No need to marry her. Tax breaks are better if you don’t, actually.