California Hate Thread

[doc_loliday]

I used to go to Wyoming a lot, my gramps lived there, I don't remember what town, he was the mayor for a time, beautiful place.

[TheReal_ND]

You should go back. Get out of commifornia before you end up in a gulag.

[doc_loliday]

I'm not going to either of those places. I got a two year plan though. From this thread it appears I will have to deal with pussies that damage your car when you're not around.

My family is also checking out a small town in ID. If we both wind up moving there we should meet up so we can talk mad shit about these other forum members behind their backs.

We'll find a way to deal with the bullies.





How does Napoleon Dynamite not have better clips on youtube?

[TheReal_ND]

I'm not going to either of those places. I got a two year plan though. From this thread it appears I will have to deal with pussies that damage your car when you're not around.

My family is also checking out a small town in ID. If we both wind up moving there we should meet up so we can talk mad shit about these other forum members behind their backs.

Idaho is incredibly overpriced. You'll find better deals in Utah. And more of the action. You two can start an Empire from Utah. God's Country.

[doc_loliday]

My sister went to college in Rexburg and I went to camp there too. Charming place, nice people.

[DBTrek]

Just point to the other Californians and disavow them:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/effdb55e-2 ... 5aa03754a6

[TheReal_ND]

My sister went to college in Rexburg and I went to camp there too. Charming place, nice people.

You'll do well to steer clear of that town after dark. Rumor has it that they have a "purge" night twice a year

[doc_loliday]

[Okeefenokee]

Orange County is the only place in California I think I could comfortably live.

Well, there or the sparesely populated regions of Northern California. The rest of the state is too lefty-crazy or criminal for my tastes.

That whole valley there, plus the towns in the Sierra Nevadas to the east, minus Sacramento, is very conservative.

Am I high, or does the Sacramento valley and San Joaquin valley look like the same damn valley?

It's clearly two different valleys.

[Speaker to Animals]

It all becomes one inland sea post Hot Fudge Sundae on a Tuesday.