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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 24, 2018 11:57 am

Has to be survival mode only. No creative mode.

I hope you guys know how to build well-trapped secret bases. I will be coming for you.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu May 24, 2018 2:58 pm

I already claimed the castle. Stay out.
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Post by Kath » Thu May 24, 2018 3:07 pm

So what do I need to do to get set up to check this out? Is it on Steam?
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Post by doc_loliday » Thu May 24, 2018 3:22 pm

Kath wrote:
Thu May 24, 2018 3:07 pm
So what do I need to do to get set up to check this out? Is it on Steam?
Prolly easiest just to buy it on their site.

https://minecraft.net/en-us/



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Re: Minecraft Thread

Post by Kath » Thu May 24, 2018 4:10 pm

Ok, I'm in. My game handle is Kathilliana, everywhere.

It dropped me off inside a maze. Is that right? I figured out that holding the mouse makes me slash things. Can I do actual damage to DeO's work?
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Post by Kath » Thu May 24, 2018 4:17 pm

It's very dark - how am I supposed to find my way outside? Is there a torch I can buy?
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu May 24, 2018 4:18 pm

There are these tall green people that look kind of like Gumby. They will give you a torch. Just walk up to them and tap them.

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These guys are like the friendly helpers of Minecraft. Everything else is dangerous.

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Post by de officiis » Thu May 24, 2018 5:53 pm

That's cruel. ;)
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Post by Penner » Thu May 24, 2018 6:34 pm

What is the server's address ?
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Post by Kath » Thu May 24, 2018 6:50 pm

I'll get back in there tomorrow and see if I can find my way outside. Any clue where I got dumped? Just seems like a dark maze. Every once in awhile, I can make out a wall, but haven't found a way out of the room I'm in.

I found a torch, and I figured out how to place them around, but it's not adding any light.

Doc lol suggested journeymap, but when I downloaded Forge, I got virus warnings all over the place, so I shut down and ran a scan.
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