Can't swing a cat without hitting a cruel talking primate these days...Speaker to Animals wrote:when they are cruel talking primates just like men.

Can't swing a cat without hitting a cruel talking primate these days...Speaker to Animals wrote:when they are cruel talking primates just like men.
MilSpecs probably doesn't have a good prospect on the hook, so she's being kind to her husband.Speaker to Animals wrote:MilSpecs wrote:You reminded me that I forgot to crush my husband's soul this morning before we left for work. It's going to be difficult to fit it in tonight, too. He needs a couple of shirts ironed.
Oh, I wouldn't worry. It's probably involuntary. No need to put it in your calendar.
and roger.boethius wrote:MilSpecs probably doesn't have a good prospect on the hook, so she's being kind to her husband.Speaker to Animals wrote:MilSpecs wrote:You reminded me that I forgot to crush my husband's soul this morning before we left for work. It's going to be difficult to fit it in tonight, too. He needs a couple of shirts ironed.
Oh, I wouldn't worry. It's probably involuntary. No need to put it in your calendar.
All women monkey-branch: that is, a monkey doesn't let go of one branch until it grasps the next one, lest it fall to the ground.
Likewise, women don't leave their existing man until they have a new mark in their grasp. Once they do, it's soul-crushing, child-stealing, money-sucking time.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Evidence? What your wife does is not indicative of all women.boethius wrote:
All women monkey-branch: that is, a monkey doesn't let go of one branch until it grasps the next one, lest it fall to the ground.
It is known.Kath wrote:Evidence? What your wife does is not indicative of all women.boethius wrote:
All women monkey-branch: that is, a monkey doesn't let go of one branch until it grasps the next one, lest it fall to the ground.
Wow. A few thousand cases in 30 years and every single one was a wife leaving her husband for another man?Fife wrote:
That's just how I've seen it unfold a few thousand times in the last three decades. YMMV.
Reading, Kath. Try it out.Kath wrote:Wow. A few thousand cases in 30 years and every single one was a wife leaving her husband for another man?Fife wrote:
That's just how I've seen it unfold a few thousand times in the last three decades. YMMV.
Well, then, case closed. It's totally believable.