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"Sorry kiddos. If I had money to buy candy, I'd have bought more preworkout and be at the gym tonight anyway. I'll give you two free tips: sugar is really fucking bad for you, but not as bad as getting married is on your ability to purchase basic shit like Halloween candy. Have a great time."
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AW FUG. The last honky at least gib me Crappie Nuggets.

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There aren't any trick or treaters where I live anyway, dude. I spent the last two years waiting and nada. If I get candy, I have to burn that shit by 10:00 or I am eating sugar and useless calories.
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Grabbed me some skittles and candy bars to hand out. They might not all make it to Tuesday tho. :twisted:
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Ever wonder what would happen if you hit a speed bump at 70mph?

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SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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I can't find the car thread. I know we had one
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Ever wonder what would happen if you hit a speed bump at 70mph?

You destroy your struts and or set your shocks on fire if you do it enough
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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