Lobbyists working for Ukraine's government (??) End up in charge of BOTH party campaigns for POTUS.
Putin takes Crimea, and Ukraine is in civil war.
Reality-show moron wins election,
Payoff records are found by FBI investigation
Indictments for everybody
Nobody knows wtf was really going on, or why. This is awesome.

Theory: Putin orchestrated this somehow, to gain leverage over both candidates, to keep us from reacting to Crimean/Ukranian invasion?