DCF Refugee Internment Camp

[Fife]

Monte's too drunk to be rhyming,
It fucks up his prose and his timing,
Yet thanks to the brews,
He thinks he can't lose,
So his post count and 'BAC' keep on climbing.

Post count shaming FTW.

[Montegriffo]

Monte's too drunk to be rhyming,
It fucks up his prose and his timing,
Yet thanks to the brews,
He thinks he can't lose,
So his post count and 'BAC' keep on climbing.

Thank you for posting in rhyme,
I'd not had a drink at the time.
but I've consumed a lot
of port and good pot
so this one to art is a crime

[Montegriffo]

Two years, One month and 9 days
of talking about trebuchets
has made me a Nuke
and a bit of a kook
in a home for DC castaways

[C-Mag]

Two years, One month and 9 days
of talking about trebuchets
has made me a Nuke
and a bit of a kook
in a home for DC castaways

Congrats, now ditch the Trebuchet and get yourself a Freedom Forklift that can really knock down the gates of the castle.

[Montegriffo]

Fuck your freedom forklifts
and fuck your fascist displays
I'm sticking with law and order
and building some police trebuchets

[C-Mag]

Fuck your freedom forklifts
and fuck your fascist displays
I'm sticking with law and order
and building some police trebuchets

Meh, you're not Deplorable enough to ride with us anyway.

Viva La Forklift !

[Montegriffo]

C'est vive le forklift en Francais ne pas viva la forklift. Vous et un imbecile mon ami.

[Speaker to Animals]

We are renaming Worcestershire Sauce to something pronounceable by people off the spectrum.

[Montegriffo]

We are renaming Worcestershire Sauce to something pronounceable by people off the spectrum.

Over my dead body.
Worcester is my birthplace and it's not changing its name just so some hillbilly can pronounce it with his moonshine rotted toothless gums.

[DBTrek]

Over my dead body.
Worcester is my birthplace

... which fully explains why the location wasn’t named “BESTcester”.