Literal Odds and Ends

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Hastur » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:59 am

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Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:42 am

Hastur wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:59 am
That looks like a competition to come up with the most dangerous woodcutter possible.
If I were judging it would be a tie between the car running in gear propped up on a trolley jack and the homemade horizontal bandsaw with no guards.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:02 pm

Just got 2 amazing job offers.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:24 pm

Good. Looking forward to seeing less of your posts.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:07 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:24 pm
Good. Looking forward to seeing less of your posts.
I’ll still tune you up when I’m enjoying my paid vacation somewhere warm and “happy”.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:12 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:02 pm
Just got 2 amazing job offers.

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Make sure you take the one with the least controlling boss so you can get your post rate back up to normal levels.

Seriously though, congratulations. Hope it works out for you.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:32 pm

XIAMEN, China — A woman in China has a rare hearing disorder – she can no longer hear men’s voices.

The woman, identified as Chen, woke up one day unable to hear her boyfriend speak, according to Forbes.

The condition is called reverse slope hearing loss, which means she can’t hear low frequencies – which includes the average male voice, Forbes reports.

“She was able to hear me when I spoke to her, but when a young male patient walked in, she couldn’t hear him at all,” Lin Xiaoqing, the doctor who treated Chen, said, according to the Daily Mail.

Doctors say that the condition is usually caused by genetics, but that stress and a lack of sleep are considered contributing factors too, according to Fox News.

The condition is expected to be temporary and she is reportedly expected to fully recover.
https://kdvr.com/2019/01/13/woman-repor ... -disorder/


Of course, it only works for them. We can't not-hear women instead. Thanks, Jesus, for rubbing it in our faces.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:31 pm

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I am going to vote for this based black man.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:42 am

I just accidentally passed the kung fu test like a dumbass while making a pot roast.