Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

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Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by heydaralon » Wed May 20, 2020 12:17 pm

Looool

I got a text today from one of those five digit numbers. It told me that some sex offender in Gainesville changed his address. I looked this loser up, and sure enough he is living in gainesville.


Within a minute of recieving this text, I got a phone call from a Gainesville number with a recorded message repeating the text.


I used to live in Gainesville, but haven't for close to seven years. What a weird world we live in. There are a lot of sex offenders in Florida. A lot. Is this a new thing? Will I get a text every time these lowlifes want to move? That seems excessive. Additionally, I am a 29 year old man. I am not super worried about being molested by one of these Democrat donors.


Does anyone else on the forum get these random texts?

I also get the Amber Alert ones when a child goes missing. I think those are statewide.

Anyway, it was pretty funny tbh.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by Ph64 » Wed May 20, 2020 3:05 pm

That definitely sounds excessive.

Other than a text for my monthly billing, the only nonsense texts I've gotten were political candidates - and every time I've replied "please do NOT EVER AGAIN text me on this phone#, it's my personal phone that only friends get the number to, and since you've used it for your political nonsense I will NOT be voting for your candidate".

Although I have gotten those stupid scammers calling around tax time threatening I'll be arrested...

The only real "public service" messages I've ever gotten were around a couple major storms, like hurricane Sandy, where they had an auto-dialer call everyone in town with a voice message from the mayor "expecting extremely dangerous conditions starting after 6pm tonight, please stay home if possible". Two calls like that in a decade, I think I'm ok with that, even though it's common sense.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by C-Mag » Wed May 20, 2020 5:26 pm

When you left Gainsville did you report in with the Sherriff of your new county as required by law ?
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by heydaralon » Wed May 20, 2020 5:38 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:26 pm
When you left Gainsville did you report in with the Sherriff of your new county as required by law ?
I knew that was coming lol.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by Hastur » Thu May 21, 2020 10:49 am

heydaralon wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:38 pm
C-Mag wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:26 pm
When you left Gainsville did you report in with the Sherriff of your new county as required by law ?
I knew that was coming lol.
That went over my head. Explain for an ignorant Swede.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by Montegriffo » Thu May 21, 2020 11:41 am

Hastur wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:49 am
heydaralon wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:38 pm
C-Mag wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:26 pm
When you left Gainsville did you report in with the Sherriff of your new county as required by law ?
I knew that was coming lol.
That went over my head. Explain for an ignorant Swede.
C-Mag is suggesting that HD is on a register.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by Hastur » Thu May 21, 2020 12:26 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 11:41 am
Hastur wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:49 am
heydaralon wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 5:38 pm


I knew that was coming lol.
That went over my head. Explain for an ignorant Swede.
C-Mag is suggesting that HD is on a register.
Right. I get it. No such thing as redemption in the land of the free.
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Re: Random as Fuck Sex Offender Alerts on My phone

Post by C-Mag » Tue May 26, 2020 9:00 am

It was a softball, had to swing
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