Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
Better than a portcullis gate crashing down on said willie or even worse hot pitch.
One only wonders how much time has been wasted being the “armchair quarterbacks” of the world. Only to know deep down inside we don’t have the stones to actually make it happen.
HarryK
Front holes, back holes and murder holes.
No wonder today's youth doesn't lose its virginity until they are 26.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Front holes, back holes and murder holes.
No wonder today's youth doesn't lose its virginity until they are 26.
One only wonders how much time has been wasted being the “armchair quarterbacks” of the world. Only to know deep down inside we don’t have the stones to actually make it happen.
HarryK
Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
Incorrect.
Always carry a little bottle of habanero sauce. Pour it into the used condom and leave it sitting in the trash can to tempt her. The habanero sauce kills the little buggers on contact, and if she tries to spermjack you, you definitely will find out in a hilarious ER trip.