Europe, Boring Until it's Not

[BjornP]

While I am a monarchist, I never could be bothered about the tabloid and royalty magazine's reporting on princess such and such new hat, or on prince such and such abundant yield of potatoes on their organic farm.

But I guess it looks nice. Not very sniper safe, though.

[Montegriffo]

This is going to get really ramped up over the next couple of weeks. Luckily the wedding day is during my Juggling convention so I can ignore it with ease.

[Speaker to Animals]

While I am a monarchist, I never could be bothered about the tabloid and royalty magazine's reporting on princess such and such new hat, or on prince such and such abundant yield of potatoes on their organic farm.

But I guess it looks nice. Not very sniper safe, though.

Bring back the crusader kings and I will become a monarchist too.

[BjornP]

While I am a monarchist, I never could be bothered about the tabloid and royalty magazine's reporting on princess such and such new hat, or on prince such and such abundant yield of potatoes on their organic farm.

But I guess it looks nice. Not very sniper safe, though.

Bring back the crusader kings and I will become a monarchist too.

Nah, no thanks to Catholic ISIS Kings. And Catholic kings hold the Pope closer to God than themselves. Everyone knows that the Crown is bestowed directly from God, anyway:

[Speaker to Animals]

Wrong.

We will correct your infidelity with love, but it will likely involve the rack.

[BjornP]

Oh dear, sounds like it's about time to sack Rome again...Of course, these days even Iceland could airdrop into what's left of the Papal State, set the Pope on fire, and burn Saint Peter's to the ground. No wait, you'd probably like another pope.... We kill all BUT the Pope, and leave only black, asian and other non-white cardinals.

[Speaker to Animals]

The best you've got are your purple-haired feminists, you heretic.

[BjornP]

Hey now, our feminists don't look like the fashion disasters yours do. Comes with most of them having jobs, probably. And they're more sane than their Swedish and American counterparts.

[Speaker to Animals]

Your men have vaginas and your army is unionized.

You will be saved from heresy.

[BjornP]

Your men have vaginas and your army is unionized.

You will be saved from heresy.

Pfft! Vaginal men? Must clearly be Sweden you're thinking of and unions represent the Divine Right of The Proletariat Army to organize in mutual self-interest - though excluding the right to strike.