SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Montegriffo]

I like tracksuits too, Slava Rossiya

That's the prefered attire of a chav here in the motherland.
Totally unacceptable for a gentleman unless he is partaking in some sort of sporting activity.

[Montegriffo]

Bloody unseemly for a man of a certain age not to have a wife

Incelter Skelter

Just saying

Unusual not to have had at least two by my age but I'm nothing if not unconventional.
My last GF was proper posh totty but she did the dirty on me when I was in France sorting out my father's funeral.
Knocks your faith in the fairer sex when that sort of thing happens.
Funnily enough, she texted me out of the blue recently and apologised for her behaviour. Dropped several hints about seeing me again but there's no coming back from that.

Never been cheated on so far as I know,

never cheated on a girl neither, although I have dumped one for another

I don't see girls as a monolith tho, just because some girl cheated on you, does not reflect on Dorothy Gale & Co

I did cheat on a girl when my ballet dancing posh totty came to visit me one time.
Sooo bendy only a saint could have resisted.
I got away with it though and it's best to have no regrets in life.
I guess I got my karma 20 years later.

[Smitty-48]

I like tracksuits too, Slava Rossiya

That's the prefered attire of a chav here in the motherland.
Totally unacceptable for a gentleman unless he is partaking in some sort of sporting activity.

Mrs Smitty buys me designer tracksuits, like Polo Ralph Lauren, Tony Montana Chic

[Smitty-48]

I did cheat on a girl when my ballet dancing posh totty came to visit me one time.
Sooo bendy only a saint could have resisted.
I got away with it though and it's best to have no regrets in life.
I guess I got my karma 20 years later.

I just kept it simple, having to lie is a burden on the soul

I could be ruthless about it, throw them out into the street,

but up front, not behind their backs

[Montegriffo]

I did cheat on a girl when my ballet dancing posh totty came to visit me one time.
Sooo bendy only a saint could have resisted.
I got away with it though and it's best to have no regrets in life.
I guess I got my karma 20 years later.

I just kept it simple, having to lie is a burden on the soul

I could be ruthless about it, throw them out into the street,

but up front, not behind their backs

Well, my gf at the time was not serious really. More of a fling than a relationship and ballet girl was the one who got away (she moved to London and I offered to follow but she turned me down).

[SuburbanFarmer]

Bloody unseemly for a man of a certain age not to have a wife

Incelter Skelter

Just saying

Unusual not to have had at least two by my age but I'm nothing if not unconventional.
My last GF was proper posh totty but she did the dirty on me when I was in France sorting out my father's funeral.
Knocks your faith in the fairer sex when that sort of thing happens.
Funnily enough, she texted me out of the blue recently and apologised for her behaviour. Dropped several hints about seeing me again but there's no coming back from that.

Had two girls cheat on me with my best friends at the time. I have no faith in anyone but my kids lol

[Smitty-48]

Had two girls cheat on me with my best friends at the time.

Brutal.

That is why I didn't cheat,

much as I would cast a woman out, even if she was wailing about it

I had no want to have any soul crushing on my conscience

[Montegriffo]

Bloody unseemly for a man of a certain age not to have a wife

Incelter Skelter

Just saying

Unusual not to have had at least two by my age but I'm nothing if not unconventional.
My last GF was proper posh totty but she did the dirty on me when I was in France sorting out my father's funeral.
Knocks your faith in the fairer sex when that sort of thing happens.
Funnily enough, she texted me out of the blue recently and apologised for her behaviour. Dropped several hints about seeing me again but there's no coming back from that.

Had two girls cheat on me with my best friends at the time. I have no faith in anyone but my kids lol

Perhaps not your best friends after all...

[SuburbanFarmer]

Unusual not to have had at least two by my age but I'm nothing if not unconventional.
My last GF was proper posh totty but she did the dirty on me when I was in France sorting out my father's funeral.
Knocks your faith in the fairer sex when that sort of thing happens.
Funnily enough, she texted me out of the blue recently and apologised for her behaviour. Dropped several hints about seeing me again but there's no coming back from that.

Had two girls cheat on me with my best friends at the time. I have no faith in anyone but my kids lol

Perhaps not your best friends after all...

Yeah, turns out I was always a pretty terrible judge of character. I've improved that skill since, but I don't think I'll ever really trust anyone at this point.

c'est la vie.

[StCapps]

I'd never fuck another man's woman knowingly, even if he's a total stranger, so none of my friends have anything to fear, let alone my best friend

I don't need that shit on my conscience, and I certainly don't want to invite the wrath of lord, bad juju

Just play it like Smitty, send her back to her man after you find out, don't crush your soul with that shit

Grumpy is Saul Goodman, who knew?