Seattle Socialists Strangle Golden Goose

[jediuser598]

I heard from a friend that $700-$800 gets you pretty much whatever you want to do for a solid two hours or so.

I am not aware of any brothels in orlando that would cater to a man of less than limited means like me, however, my buddy once lived behind a rub n tug place that dealt coke. We found out because people would knock on his door wanting to go skiing at like 2am. When he'd look confused, they'd ask if it was the massage parlor. I believe the place got shut down by the cops eventually. I never went inside. In hindsight that may have been a mistake on my part.

Your stories are getting better.

[heydaralon]

Does it really cost $700 to get a handjob? If I were the dad

If you were the Dad, you get on Grindr and spend the money on crystal meth for better anal fisting.

But what to do with the other $675 though?

Maybe donate it to the Bill and Melinda Gates AIDS foundation

[heydaralon]

This is the other thing that television does. They always show these street hookers who have hearts of gold and are attractive in a damaged way. Irl, I have never driven past any street hookers who are remotely attractive. They are always drugged out messes who tend to be either really fat or really Auschwitz thin. I wouldn't want to fuck any of them. That show The Deuce is guilty of this as well. Over half the hookers on that show are fairly hot, which is not indicative of reality. Ideally, the goal is to save money, by finding a street hooker (as opposed to a high-cost private escort) who is not too seasoned and worn down by the street life. That way, you get the most bang for your buck. You would only have a window of several months to do this in each prostitutes' career imo. There are no easy solutions to this problem, because I would be hesitant to pick up any street prostitute who was attractive, as she could be an undercover cop in a sting.

[Speaker to Animals]

What we need to do is turn this shit on it's head. What if we publicly funded Planned Parenthood to sterilize liberals and single mothers? We could just create a bunch of Netflix shows about how cool it is to get sterilized. Pay some talk show hosts to make fun of women who are fertile. But put the Planned Parenthood locations on college campuses and liberal, middle class communities.

[heydaralon]

What we need to do is turn this shit on it's head. What if we publicly funded Planned Parenthood to sterilize liberals and single mothers? We could just create a bunch of Netflix shows about how cool it is to get sterilized. Pay some talk show hosts to make fun of women who are fertile. But put the Planned Parenthood locations on college campuses and liberal, middle class communities.

As cool as that would be, I would still avoid raw dogging. First of all, girl could just say that she got sterilized as a trap, secondly, the street prostitutes and escorts I brought up earlier all have VD I'm sure. I doubt many of those ho's are actually cleaning themselves thoroughly between sessions.

[C-Mag]

Does it really cost $700 to get a handjob? If I were the dad

If you were the Dad, you get on Grindr and spend the money on crystal meth for better anal fisting.

But what to do with the other $675 though?

Maybe donate it to the Bill and Melinda Gates AIDS foundation

[TheReal_ND]

There are no easy solutions to this problem,

Robots

[C-Mag]

Here's a high priced escort

[heydaralon]

Here's a high priced escort

Is this like a fat fetish thing?

[Ex-California]

Here's a high priced escort

Is this like a fat fetish thing?