Facebook needs your nudes. For your protection.

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Facebook needs your nudes. For your protection.

Post by K@th » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:43 am

I'm so glad I got to live my 20's in relative privacy. There's some FB employees applying for jobs in the new "send porn for safety," department.

Facebook wants nude photos from Australian users — for a good reason
According to the eSafety Office, if a Facebook user in Australia is concerned about an intimate image spreading online, they fill out a form, then send the image to themselves using Messenger.

Once Facebook is notified, they use image-matching technology to access and tag the image to prevent anyone from sharing it on their platforms. The measure is designed to block users from sharing a photo before it can do harm.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:48 am



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Post by C-Mag » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:34 am

Kath wrote:I'm so glad I got to live my 20's in relative privacy. There's some FB employees applying for jobs in the new "send porn for safety," department.

Facebook wants nude photos from Australian users — for a good reason
According to the eSafety Office, if a Facebook user in Australia is concerned about an intimate image spreading online, they fill out a form, then send the image to themselves using Messenger.

Once Facebook is notified, they use image-matching technology to access and tag the image to prevent anyone from sharing it on their platforms. The measure is designed to block users from sharing a photo before it can do harm.

I'm a subcontractor for Zuckerberg, all of you can just send your nudes to me. I have a secure system aND many large accounts such as EQUIFAX...... you have nothing to worry about.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:41 am

Dick pics incoming.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:45 am

The level of Stupid involved on all sides here, is breathtaking.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Post by K@th » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:55 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:The level of Stupid involved on all sides here, is breathtaking.
Meaning you think this feature is neato?
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Post by The Conservative » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:58 am

Don't know why they need them, I mean seriously, just use google...
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:02 am

It's actually an interesting idea, but it isn't going to stop people from uploading that shit to a porn site, etc.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:43 am

Kath wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:The level of Stupid involved on all sides here, is breathtaking.
Meaning you think this feature is neato?
Meaning that people are sending nudes and losing track of them in the first place. Then Facebook designers thinking that this is a good idea. Then people actually sending nudes to Facebook, where they will lose track of them.

This is painting a giant bullseye on Facebook, to hackers everywhere.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Post by Ex-California » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:48 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:The level of Stupid involved on all sides here, is breathtaking.
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