THE ERA OF TRUMP

[The Conservative]

You need to redo that signature with a smiling Pelosi and Schumer, and take out the fence.

Or show them on the other side of the fence with everyone else

[apeman]

I loved Donald Trump, honest to God I did, I even bought The Art of the Deal and highlighted all of my favorite passages and quotes in classic neon yellow highlighter, I bought every season of The Apprentice including the 40 hours of bonus behind the scenes footage for an extra $20 smackers, I bought every version of MAGA hat, even the very rare green St.Patricks day hat and I even bought every MAGA hat from the Spring pastel color collection, but after the most recent Russia revelations, I can no longer support this man. I dropped off all my Trump suits at The Salvation Army and the homeless volunteer said "this shit is made in China!" And threw it in the dumpster, then the homeless man living in the dumpster threw it onto the street and I heard a muffled "cheap made in China bullshit!" then his stray pandering dog limped over to the suits and took a shit on them, I just shook my head, so symbolic, fuckin Drumpf.

Tulsi will get my vote in 2020

:worship:

[TheReal_ND]

Some Mexicans just stole my van and shouted "viva la raza" or something and when I called the cops they acted like they don't speak English. I just saw a convoy of charter buses stop at Buccees full of squatamalens and the buses said la conquista on them.

[Fife]

He likes it!!! Hey Mikey!!!

[StCapps]

If the Republicans won't pass what you want, threaten to give the Democrats a quid pro quo to get it. Smart move. It would be hilarious if all he had to do to get a token wall was give the Democrats what they want on DACA, by simply bluffing like he is going to scrap it.

Schumer thinks he's getting one over on Trump,
he wants it to be one way,
but it's the other way.

[Fife]

[TheReal_ND]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[StCapps]

Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and co. better give Trump what he wants before he throws them under the bus for the Democrats who aren't so short sighted. They don't seem to be wising up quick enough for their own good.

[TheReal_ND]

HAHAHAHAHA IVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[StCapps]

Paul Ryan doesn't give a shit about border security, he just wants credit for it, and thinks he can hold Trump over a barrell to get everything he wants because he thinks the Democrats will never make a deal with him, especially on immigration. He thinks he doesn't have to worry about it, but he does and his bargaining position is nowhere near as strong as he perceives it to be. All Trump's tough talk on immigration has lowered Democrats expectations of him giving them anything they want on the matter, so when he does offer them something, they are more likely to jump on it because that plan seems super reasonable compared to his outrageous opening offer that they were somehow conned into thinking was set in stone.