Literal Odds and Ends

[Fife]

How about some good news for a change?

[C-Mag]

Ultimate equality when a 13 year old can stop 2 experienced, hardened criminals from harming his family. Personal self defense is the pinnacle of personal liberty.

[K@th]

Man Arrested After Selling Farts In Jars Without A Vending License

Tennessee, USA.— A man was captured for offering his own farts in containers, without having a distributing permit. The man was gotten by the experts, which inquired as to whether he had authorization, and the man couldn’t reply.

“He was offering flatulates from various nourishments, and with various ages. With around 150 containers, he was offering flatulates as old as one week”, said the policeman Gary Cockburn.

Each jug had around 30% fart and 70% air, in spite of the fact that he didn’t clear up that to his purchasers.

“The man didn’t have the authorization to offer those farts, so we seized them”, Cockburn expressed.

He used to offer around 90 jugs for each day, and many individuals are frantic in light of the fact that now they can’t have their sweet, delightful farts.

Moreover, many individuals are thinking about to make this as a profession.

[Speaker to Animals]

Tennessee.

Where people sell jarred ass gas and the cops cage them for not being properly licensed to sell farts..

[Fife]

Come for the Meth; stay for the Methane.

:goteam: :drunk:

[Speaker to Animals]

The funny part is that the joke news about Tennessee is rather believable if you know anything about Tennessee.

[Fife]

[TheReal_ND]

I'm going to shave my head here in a minute. I'm losing hair anyway. No point in paying for hair cuts tbh

[Fife]

I'm going to shave my head here in a minute. I'm losing hair anyway. No point in paying for hair cuts tbh

Did you find any interesting scalp irregularities? I found a birthmark right above my left ear. But, I'm white trash Scots-Irish, our melanin is all fucked up. YMMV.

[Fife]

66 percent of US millennials don't know what Auschwitz was

Two-in-three Americans between the ages of 18 and 34 years old cannot say what Auschwitz was, according to a study released Thursday, known internationally as Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sixty-six percent of millennials and 41 percent of all U.S. adults could not explain the significance of Auschwitz, which was a Poland-based concentration and extermination camp where the Nazis held 1.3 million people and killed 1.1 million during World War II.