Literal Odds and Ends

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:23 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
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Speaker to Animals wrote:You'll never make it out of Harlen county alive.
I need to piss. Lookin for the nearest confederate memorial. :lol:

It's Appalachia, dude. Nothing hasn't already been pissed on.
Your grass is green already. I noticed the change as soon as we crossed the blue ridge.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:24 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
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I need to piss. Lookin for the nearest confederate memorial. :lol:

It's Appalachia, dude. Nothing hasn't already been pissed on.
Your grass is green already. I noticed the change as soon as we crossed the blue ridge.

LOL

We don't have that huge chunk out of the year where the ground is brown and the sky is gray and the sun is obscured and you just want to kill yourself by about May.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:27 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

It's Appalachia, dude. Nothing hasn't already been pissed on.
Your grass is green already. I noticed the change as soon as we crossed the blue ridge.

LOL

We don't have that huge chunk out of the year where the ground is brown and the sky is gray and the sun is obscured and you just want to kill yourself by about May.
Yeah, it’s around late March, for me. That’s when I start craving death.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:25 am

How far is Ohio to Florida?
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:29 am

Montegriffo wrote:How far is Ohio to Florida?
Bout 1300 miles.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:33 am

About 2100 km.

Straight through the southern portion of Appalachia. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy this side of the Atlantic, though it's not really comparable to Manchester.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:36 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:How far is Ohio to Florida?
Bout 1300 miles.
Well that's fucking ridiculous, how can it still be the same country?
I can get anywhere in Britain in under 500 miles from Suffolk.
How many days does that take when you have to keep stopping for the kids?
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:38 am

Well, I have been saying that for years. How indeed should we all be in the same country..

To be fair, the UK is slightly larger than just one of our medium-sized states.

It's basically like Florida but a bit north and on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:43 am

I mean.. I used to date a chick in South Beach while I was working in defense on the Space Coast. That would be like working in Edinburgh and then driving down to London Friday after work to bang your chick over the weekend, only to drive back up and repeat.

Most of the professionals who work in Chicago live in the far suburbs to get away from the crime and liberals, which would be like commuting from Liverpool to Manchester every weekday.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:47 am

Here are states with comparable national GDPs:

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Do you start to get the problem with keeping all of this together now?

It's bad enough just having to deal with those crazies over in "Denmark" threatening to shoot people on YouTube because of gun control. Now we are talking about civil war with "Italy".