You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[Speaker to Animals]

You really ought to look up what American units were in town nine months before your birthday so you can try to locate your supply troop dad.

Don't even need to be a soldier to come down to America and impregnate one of your floozies, bet that.
/shrugs

You don't need to tell me. We pay them to spread their legs and pop out babies down here.

[Penner]

What did this bitch just say to us? Too much time?

Man, we don't even have too much time enough.

I heard that today he doesn't talk about his Penguin past.

[Penner]

Today he is the owner of the Penguins

https://goo.gl/images/SSVTFK

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I am not going to lie... I have no idea who that actually is. I just posted the picture of the most glorious ape-drape on a hockeyist I could find.

[StCapps]

I am not going to lie... I have no idea who that actually is. I just posted the picture of the most glorious ape-drape on a hockeyist I could find.

Jaromir Jagr, bloody uncivilized to not know that, typical Yankee.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I am not going to lie... I have no idea who that actually is. I just posted the picture of the most glorious ape-drape on a hockeyist I could find.

Jaromir Jagr, bloody uncivilized to not know that, typical Yankee.

In all fairness, I couldn't name a single MLB or NFL player, excepting Bo Jackson, of course, but that is cheating on account of him being a two-fer.

[StCapps]

I am not going to lie... I have no idea who that actually is. I just posted the picture of the most glorious ape-drape on a hockeyist I could find.

Jaromir Jagr, bloody uncivilized to not know that, typical Yankee.

In all fairness, I couldn't name a single MLB or NFL player, excepting Bo Jackson, of course, but that is cheating on account of him being a two-fer.

Do you like any sports?

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Jaromir Jagr, bloody uncivilized to not know that, typical Yankee.

In all fairness, I couldn't name a single MLB or NFL player, excepting Bo Jackson, of course, but that is cheating on account of him being a two-fer.

Do you like any sports?

I like combat sports, grappling and throwing more than striking... but I spend little time memorizing names and stats and such. Not really the fun part for me.

Also, I can name quite a few basketball players for some reason, but only from their non-basketball exploits.

Shaq- Movie star
Jordan- Shoe model
Rodman- Diplomat
Bryant- Butt fucker

You get the idea.

[StCapps]

In all fairness, I couldn't name a single MLB or NFL player, excepting Bo Jackson, of course, but that is cheating on account of him being a two-fer.

Do you like any sports?

I like combat sports, grappling and throwing more than striking... but I spend little time memorizing names and stats and such. Not really the fun part for me.

Also, I can name quite a few basketball players for some reason, but only from their non-basketball exploits.

Shaq- Movie star
Jordan- Shoe model
Rodman- Diplomat
Bryant- Butt fucker

You get the idea.

Typical MMA fan, doesn't like other sports, how stereotypical of you.


You see the fight card last night?

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Do you like any sports?

I like combat sports, grappling and throwing more than striking... but I spend little time memorizing names and stats and such. Not really the fun part for me.

Also, I can name quite a few basketball players for some reason, but only from their non-basketball exploits.

Shaq- Movie star
Jordan- Shoe model
Rodman- Diplomat
Bryant- Butt fucker

You get the idea.

Typical MMA fan, doesn't like other sports, how stereotypical of you.

I know bro... I am basic as hell. Can't fight what you are.