Hurricane Irma Thread AKA Floridian Devastation

[heydaralon]

It's just a bunch of CGI dude. I haven't been inside the loop yet but I think people are just overreacting about a little bit of water.

Yeah its not even good CGI. It might scare some Haitians in a tin roofed shanty town, but in the land of potable water and generators, its nothing more than free entertainment.

[TheReal_ND]

When the sun comes out again they can just rebuild their mud huts. People scoff at Haitians for their lack of architectural prowess. I say, who is the real sucker? The guy building his home for free with natural readily available materials, or the guy paying out the nose for thirty years on a jew loan, working his life away at a job he hates only to have the home taken by his ex, IF it can even stand up to a pussy hurricane.

[heydaralon]

Haitians do have it good, that's for sure. I think that God sends Hurricanes to them every year because he is trying to humble them for being so proud and decadent. Their cutting edge science, materialistic lifestyles, and their hubris will lead to their ultimate destruction by a storm worse than Irma one day.

[TheReal_ND]

They pull food right out of the ground. I hear you can just dip your hat in the water and catch all sorts of wild life.

[heydaralon]

They pull food right out of the ground. I hear you can just dip your hat in the water and catch all sorts of wild life.

That fyre island festival left a bountiful harvest for them. They use every part of the buffalo. They used the self sticks as a rotisserie.

[TheReal_ND]

Glow sticks as wine. Every part of the white buffalo was used.

[Okeefenokee]

You are too young to remember Andrew. That was Cat 5. Son, you don't want to fuck with no cat 5 hurricane. Even 60 miles from the coast it could flatten your home.

Andrew flooded my house in Georgia. I remember looking up at logs sitting atop thirty foot tall bridge pylons as I floated the river, marking how high the water got.

[The Conservative]

huh

so that's why it was so cool today. Wtf? I love man made climate change now

Ever notice something, the storms are all coming from the far left to the right... can we blame the Alt-Left for the way the current runs in the Atlantic and forces hurricanes to hit the US? It's almost as if the Alt-Left wants to have mother nature destroy the US.

[TheReal_ND]

[Speaker to Animals]

Technically, yes. Then you created a Cat 5 Radioactive Hellstorm.