Montana House Candidate Greg Gianforte Just Body-slammed a Reporter

[Speaker to Animals]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

[C-Mag]

There's a word missing from these initial reporters stories whenever there is a terror attack, a rape or a murder.

al·leg·ed·ly

What happened to not convicting the guy before a conviction is made by a court ?

[adwinistrator]

Get asked some questions you don't like so that makes it okay to assault them.

Okay children recess is over. We got this little thing to study called the 1st amendment and the law.

If we don't have video then it's "he said he said". All the guy has is a broken pair of glasses, looks like he didn't get hurt.

Jacob's statement.
Gianforte's statement.
Jacob's recording.
4 additional witness statements.

Ongoing investigation by sheriff's department.
They have assigned their detective division, and contacted the county attorney.

[Smitty-48]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

That's sounds like a pain in the ass, why not just get yourself a dog? If you're gonna be a single dad, best to be a doggy dad, what the hell you wanna change diapers for? That's woman's work.

With a dog, you don't have to wait ten years to go huntin' n' fishin', you can go huntin' n' fishing the next day.

[Speaker to Animals]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

That's sounds like a pain in the ass, why not just get yourself a dog? If you're gonna be a single dad, best to be a doggy dad, what the hell you wanna change diapers for? That's woman's work.

You wouldn't understand because you have not had a son yet.

[adwinistrator]

There's a word missing from these initial reporters stories whenever there is a terror attack, a rape or a murder.

al·leg·ed·ly

What happened to not convicting the guy before a conviction is made by a court ?

I've seen "allegedly" in every article about the situation.

If the article is specifically about Jacob's statement, it's later in there article when discussing the event in general.

[TheReal_ND]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

That's sounds like a pain in the ass, why not just get yourself a dog? If you're gonna be a single dad, best to be a doggy dad, what the hell you wanna change diapers for? That's woman's work.

With a dog, you don't have to wait ten years to go huntin' n' fishin', you can go huntin' n' fishing the next day.

It's not that bad at all until they get on solid foods. Then it's pretty rank sometimes but amusing nonetheless

[Smitty-48]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

That's sounds like a pain in the ass, why not just get yourself a dog? If you're gonna be a single dad, best to be a doggy dad, what the hell you wanna change diapers for? That's woman's work.

You wouldn't understand because you have not had a son yet.

Well if I did, it wouldn't be some half breed from Thailand smuggled back in a box without a wife in the mix to do all the woman's work, bet dat.

[Smitty-48]

The way to do it is to purchase an egg that came from a woman with a decent IQ. Then go to Thailand and buy yourself a surrogate mom. Have the egg fertilized with your seed and implanted in the surrogate. Camp out in Thailand for nine months to make sure the surrogate doesn't do any drugs and eats well. She delivers your baby and then you come home to America with your baby.

No marriage or divorce or family court bullshit to steal your child from you then.

That's sounds like a pain in the ass, why not just get yourself a dog? If you're gonna be a single dad, best to be a doggy dad, what the hell you wanna change diapers for? That's woman's work.

With a dog, you don't have to wait ten years to go huntin' n' fishin', you can go huntin' n' fishing the next day.

It's not that bad at all until they get on solid foods. Then it's pretty rank sometimes but amusing nonetheless

You change diapers? Heck, even my wife refuses to change diapers, she won't even do woman's work, never mind me, you fuckin' changed all them diapers, then the woman kicked you out of the house kept the kid and gave you the van? You got gypped.

[TheReal_ND]

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