#fyrefestival

[TheReal_ND]

Oh geez

[Fife]

I've been busy ... it's too bad that more places don't know how to manage a big event like my friends at Talladega. They pull it off twice a year; I've had more than a few moments of feelings of real fear mixed up with ecstasy inside the chain-link province. Any of y'all been there?

:goteam: :drunk:

[TheReal_ND]

I've been on the dirt track for the Harley sportster races in Ohio. Probably not exactly the same but close.

[heydaralon]

I've been busy ... it's too bad that more places don't know how to manage a big event like my friends at Talladega. They pull it off twice a year; I've had more than a few moments of feelings of real fear mixed up with ecstasy inside the chain-link province. Any of y'all been there?

:goteam: :drunk:

Cooler man had the right idea.

[Fife]

Cooler man had the right idea.

LOL, yes. I couldn't help but think I'd want to tape a sign on the side of the coffin-cooler: "Free Lemonade Help Yourself"

:drunk:

[heydaralon]

Cooler man had the right idea.

LOL, yes. I couldn't help but think I'd want to tape a sign on the side of the coffin-cooler: "Free Lemonade Help Yourself"

:drunk:

I hung out with some rednecks in High School. They did some pretty fun stuff. They are easy to make fun of, but mudding, fishing, and binge drinking are all solid pursuits. I remember one time we found a port o potty in the woods and tipped it over. Good times.

[Okeefenokee]

Cooler man had the right idea.

LOL, yes. I couldn't help but think I'd want to tape a sign on the side of the coffin-cooler: "Free Lemonade Help Yourself"

:drunk:

I hung out with some rednecks in High School. They did some pretty fun stuff. They are easy to make fun of, but mudding, fishing, and binge drinking are all solid pursuits. I remember one time we found a port o potty in the woods and tipped it over. Good times.

Ever went gravel road tubing in an old tire chained to the back of a four wheeler?

The fun part is when you hit the ditch and the tire turns on its side and starts rolling with you in it. You haven't lived until you've done that.

[Fife]

It's amazing how a single strip of duct tape around a porta-potty will turn the most cool, calm, and collected guy you have ever known into a frothing, mindless lunatic. You have to let him hear the stripping off of the tape from the roll. Old school triggering.

[heydaralon]

It's amazing how a single strip of duct tape around a porta-potty will turn the most cool, calm, and collected guy you have ever known into a frothing, mindless lunatic. You have to let him hear the stripping off of the tape from the roll. Old school triggering.

Thats like bond villain level evil. I avoid porta potties like the black death. I would rather shit in my pants than even go near one. You probably get Hep C from just looking at the seat.

[heydaralon]

LOL, yes. I couldn't help but think I'd want to tape a sign on the side of the coffin-cooler: "Free Lemonade Help Yourself"

:drunk:

I hung out with some rednecks in High School. They did some pretty fun stuff. They are easy to make fun of, but mudding, fishing, and binge drinking are all solid pursuits. I remember one time we found a port o potty in the woods and tipped it over. Good times.

Ever went gravel road tubing in an old tire chained to the back of a four wheeler?

The fun part is when you hit the ditch and the tire turns on its side and starts rolling with you in it. You haven't lived until you've done that.

Has this actually happened to you or someone you know? My balls kind of shrunk in just reading that. I knew a guy who scalped himself because he had his buddies pull his skateboard behind a van with no helmet, but that sounds tame compared to your gravel road scenario.