The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

[Speaker to Animals]

That's when it all came crashing down..

[Speaker to Animals]

This is primo Internet drama.

[Okeefenokee]

That's when it all came crashing down..

You haven't learned anything.

Using Derek Smart as a source of authority, non-ironically, for anything is pretty lol.

[Okeefenokee]

The word you're looking for is clickbait, and the consumer they're looking for is you.

Meanwhile, back in reality, we've been getting a new update about once a week for the past six months.

Performance is the best it's ever been. Servers have more players than ever. More content. More missions. More ships. More careers. More locations.

And you look just as ridiculous as ever still repeating this nonsense about a game you've never played, and know nothing about.

[Speaker to Animals]

Apparently you didn't even bother to watch. He criticized the shit show that is both Derek Smart and the VaporWare Star Citizen game.

[Okeefenokee]

Those are both old videos that were dissected and thrown in the garbage a month ago.

[Speaker to Animals]

I see. So the Star Citizen cultists determined that these videos criticized Space Jesus and therefore are garbage. LOL

[SuburbanFarmer]

The word you're looking for is clickbait, and the consumer they're looking for is you.

Meanwhile, back in reality, we've been getting a new update about once a week for the past six months.

Performance is the best it's ever been. Servers have more players than ever. More content. More missions. More ships. More careers. More locations.

And you look just as ridiculous as ever still repeating this nonsense about a game you've never played, and know nothing about.

The similarities to Elite: Dangerous are pretty stunning. Possibly even plagiaristic.

Lots of useless elements on the screen, and sounds like a WW1 machine gun. Not impressive, imo.

[Speaker to Animals]

Uh oh..

[Okeefenokee]

Wait, what?

Someone came out again and tricked you into getting more views by saying the same thing you got tricked with a million times already?

Say it ain't so.

Fuckin Al Gore up in here, "I'm super cereal this time guys!"

Anyone who wants to see who's in the cult, watch the first thirty seconds of this,



and remember this,

There will be no Star Citizen