The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

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Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:34 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Elite Dangerous has the whole Milky Way. Shitty game, but at least playable.
Not the worst game. Granted.

I own it. Played it a while back. No first person aspect, whatsoever. No multiplayer, either. Sure there are other people in the milky way with you, but you'll never run into them, just like NMS.

You play the game as a ship, not a person. The only way to leave your ship is to leave it as a vehicle, and to get that option you have to buy an expansion to the core game that costs as much as the core game. Otherwise, you have no ability to leave your ship, or to even land on planets.

I'd rate it above NMS, but SC has been a first person game since its first module, the hangar. ED has never been a multiplayer game, whereas SC has been a multiplayer game from its second module, Arena Commander.

What SC has now, for all backers from beginning to now, is first person gameplay, multiplayer gameplay, and planetary landings.

Two of which ED does not have, and the third is only available to people who pay twice the price of the core game.

For three times the price of SC, you get one of those three from ED.

If you ever watched any of the videos I post, instead of just parroting the clickbait fake news posts you regurgitate, you'd know better than to keep this up.

Here's another chance,

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:10 am

Luke Skywalker is going to fucking JAIL!!!

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:13 am

Such a scam has never before been known.

Take heed of Speaker's warnings, y'all. This shit is super serious.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:18 am

Someone put together a go fund me for Gimli.

I can't believe he got roped into this scam.

Maybe we can all prevent this travesty. Gimli did nothing wrong!

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:43 am

They all have seen you ranting about how this game is real for years. There's still no game.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:16 pm

Yeah, there is. :roll:

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:41 pm

Surviving Mars is out today.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:55 pm

It looks alright, but there has been a glut of games like that recently.

They are fun at first, but after you're established and just making it bigger to make it bigger, it feels like something's missing.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:01 pm

Take on Mars looks interesting.
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Post by Haumana » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:46 pm

Anybody play this one? I'm considering it.




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