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[The Conservative]

[The Conservative]

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[C-Mag]

No Shit, how many is he up to ? I lost count at 42

[The Conservative]

No Shit, how many is he up to ? I lost count at 42

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[C-Mag]

[C-Mag]

It's an older Meme, But it checks out

[Xenophon]

I may have caught Coronavirus. Can you guys help me?

Here is some background. Often, there a lot of women who use Grindr. The reason for this, is because many guys like me are sexually frustrated and cannot get girls to look at them, so women will go on there even if they look just like men. I have tried everything. I told this girl about Naruto and Dragon Ball Z at my job, but she looked at me like I was a loser. Then I showed her my hentai collection and she filed a sexual harrassment complaint. Anime and Videogames are the quickest way to a woman's heart.

So I installed Grinder, and found this woman on there who was eager to meet up. She had five o clock shadow and was very masculine looking. Here's the thing though. When she sent me pictures of her spreading her ass cheeks, her underwear was pulled down in such a way that I could not tell if it was hiding her testicles or not. I asked her if she was a man, and she said no, so I took that at face value. This might have been a mistake.

I'm gonna keep this pg-13. We met up and she ate out my asshole. No big deal right? Wrong. I actually zoomed in on those pictures and saw a bunch of pustulent looking nodules around her ass and her mouth had some sores around it. I'm not going to discuss what happened next, but lets just say that fluids might have been exchanged. Not necessarily though. Now a few weeks later I am pissing blood and pus out and my dick is red and swollen. It hurts when I have bowel movements. There may or may not be blood in my stool and warts have begun to emerge all over my private areas. It is possible she gave me a cold too, because my nose is runny and I have been coughing.

Is this coronavirus? I know bats spread it but when she came over she was cosplayed as batman. That's not the same thing right? You guys don't think I caught it do you? We did drink alcohol but it definitely wasn't Corona. I only drink domestic beers.

[The Conservative]

This happened a few miles away from where I live. The police report says that the roof is partially torn off... it's like saying a decapitated man has a hard time thinking.

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[SuburbanFarmer]

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[SuburbanFarmer]

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