Meanwhile in America

[TheReal_ND]

Eh, I want to go to a gun show like this:



...more like how the anti-gun crowd imagines gun shows are...

Yeah no shit. I'm tired of being put on hold by the feds to buy my guns. 9/10 times I have to wait a day or two.

I have to wait like 2 weeks

I want to check the Hispanic box next time just to see what happens. I'm too pussy tho

[Fife]

KFC is serving fried chicken sandwiched between 2 glazed doughnuts at dozens of locations, and people are freaking out

[Speaker to Animals]

Donuts for desert, not alongside chicken.

[Ph64]

^ The combo of donuts and chicken doesn't sound that appealing to me, but hey, to each their own.

[Fife]

I quit donuts several years ago, even before smoking.

But, I'm telling you, that shit looks delicious.

[Speaker to Animals]

I live by a simple rule:

Donuts with chicken: makes you a victim: Donuts for desert: leaves you unhurt.

[Fife]

"Unhurt" only rhymes with "yoghurt" in the Godless commie shitholes.

https://grammarist.com/spelling/yogurt-yoghurt/

Coincidence?

[TheReal_ND]

KFC is serving fried chicken sandwiched between 2 glazed doughnuts at dozens of locations, and people are freaking out

Ok, this is epic

[Ph64]

The last donut I had was a couple months ago. Stopped at the gas station late one night and it's got a Dunkin in it so I figured I'd get a coffee, and purely on a whim got a coffee roll. Other than that though it was probably a year. Kinda like ice cream for me, I might buy a pint of some ice cream 2-3 times a year on a whim, but its a treat... I'd be 250lbs awaiting a heart attack if I ate that stuff regularly.

[Speaker to Animals]

If your donut abomination doesn't have bacon, then it's low tier.

Might as well go full-throttle with a donut bacon burger and a chocolate milk stout.