Women's Hockey Gold Medal Round (Spam this shit)

[StCapps]

I mean, this is not like watching AHL, this is not like watching CHL, hell, even an ECHL team would mop the floor with a women's team, call me a male chauvenist pig, cause I is one, none the less, this is scrub hockey up in here.

Turns out men are better than women at sports, who knew?

[Smitty-48]

But some sports women at least can pull off all the moves, like, I got nothing against Women's tennis, they don't hit it as hard as the men, but they're still serving up bullets.

[Smitty-48]

For women's hockey they could use a lighter puck, but it's a double edged sword, easier to shoot, but harder to stick handle.

[Smitty-48]

Not to mention, there's only two teams in this league, none of the other teams stand a chance, not even close, it's just USA and Canada, which, fine, but, that plus scrub hockey where they just skate up and down for two hours? Fake tournament.

[StCapps]

Fuck your shit Decker. Jacked up.

[clubgop]

Whats the rules here? I mean shit.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Used to live right next to the perennial ECHL champs. That was some good hockey. Even helped clean the arena a few times for free tix.

[Smitty-48]

Used to live right next to the perennial ECHL champs. That was some good hockey. Even helped clean the arena a few times for free tix.

Hell, I've played against ECHL guys, against Joe Q Sixpack, they're like Mario Lemieux, can't even get the puck off them.

[StCapps]

Whats the rules here? I mean shit.

Make up call, lulz.

[Smitty-48]

They basically just play a five gal default penalty kill at all times in the D-zone, nobody can shoot, nobody can dance, so just keep them to the outside and plug up the lanes, wash rinse repeat, chip in a garbage goal fluke, game over.

I mean, it's well planned and executed scrub hockey, but scrub hockey none the less.