Merry Christmas

[SuburbanFarmer]

Just quit your bitchin and get with the fuckin' program already, two days out of the year to be merry is not too much to ask, snowflake.

I will get people gifts, my gf, sister, and parents, but getting with the merry program? That I cannot do. Christmas is some bullshit, Smitty. The older I get, the more I believe that the Jews and the Grinch had it right...

Well like I said before, my wife makes life fun, but Christmas vacation makes her real frisky, three weeks off and she's in a mighty fine mood, so it's pretty hard for me not to be merry, what with the Christmas elf prancing around the mistletoe.

If you're not single, I don't see what you're mopin' about.

Guy-without-kids tells us that it’s an easy holiday.

[heydaralon]

Just quit your bitchin and get with the fuckin' program already, two days out of the year to be merry is not too much to ask, snowflake.

I will get people gifts, my gf, sister, and parents, but getting with the merry program? That I cannot do. Christmas is some bullshit, Smitty. The older I get, the more I believe that the Jews and the Grinch had it right...

Well like I said before, my wife makes life fun, but Christmas vacation makes her real frisky, three weeks off and she's in a mighty fine mood, so it's pretty hard for me not to be merry, what with the Christmas elf prancing around the mistletoe.

If you're not single, I don't see what you're mopin' about.

I'm not getting laid left and right Smitty, holidays or otherwise. If you are, that's awesome! But I don't work the same shifts as my gf, so I end up seeing her less than average this time of year. I'm not mad about that, its the other holiday shit that makes me want to glue green fur all over my body and take a sledgehammer to christmas tree in the center of Whoville.

[C-Mag]

I Love MHF. We can even fight over the measure of how Merry one can/should be at Christmas.

[Speaker to Animals]

We should all do Thanksgiving next year. I am sure dinner would be great.

[Smitty-48]

I will get people gifts, my gf, sister, and parents, but getting with the merry program? That I cannot do. Christmas is some bullshit, Smitty. The older I get, the more I believe that the Jews and the Grinch had it right...

Well like I said before, my wife makes life fun, but Christmas vacation makes her real frisky, three weeks off and she's in a mighty fine mood, so it's pretty hard for me not to be merry, what with the Christmas elf prancing around the mistletoe.

If you're not single, I don't see what you're mopin' about.

Guy-without-kids tells us that it’s an easy holiday.

Guy who went and had a buncha kids, of his own free will, complaining about holidays with the kids now? Don't brame me, roundeye, just because I didn't marry a baby momma, OPC's; not our problem.

[Speaker to Animals]

Or, really, Festivus dinner would be perfect when you think about it.

[Smitty-48]

I don't mind having my nieces and nephews coming and going round here on the holidays, they have fun, we have fun, we don't have to be the heavies, and unlike with their parents, they don't sass us at all, so it's a nice break for their parents, and it's no bother to us, it takes a village, and aunt and uncle Smitty do their part.

[K@th]

The trick is in consuming the least possible and enjoying time with your family.

That's us. We don't go crazy at all.

[C-Mag]

Or, really, Festivus dinner would be perfect when you think about it.

I think we would have to replace the aluminum pole with Schedule 80 steel pipe to hold up to the lynchings.


I don't know bout Y'all, but I've had a great Christmas season so far.

[Smitty-48]

Two car loads of kids just pulled up in my driveway, it's all girls tho, my sister with my niece and her crew, my wife must be going to the outlet mall with them. What a madhouse that'll be.