Hurricane Irma Thread AKA Floridian Devastation

[TheReal_ND]

Illegal immigration is just a force of nature guys. We can't possibly do anything about it. Oh look at the time! I have to review corporate input costs.

[Okeefenokee]

Forget sexist glaciers, now the hurricanes are sexist,\

[heydaralon]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-0 ... -dwellings




brutal

Is that supposed to scare me? I was on I-75 driving to gville during Sandy. I was watching Westworld episodes during Matthew last October. Shit, some of the cat 4 real ass niggas I hang out with made Andrew evacuate to a FEMA camp just to get away from my crew. You heard it from me first. Irma won't be shit. Someone save this quote. #FAKEstorm

[TheReal_ND]

[Speaker to Animals]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-0 ... -dwellings




brutal

Is that supposed to scare me? I was on I-75 driving to gville during Sandy. I was watching Westworld episodes during Matthew last October. Shit, some of the cat 4 real ass niggas I hang out with made Andrew evacuate to a FEMA camp just to get away from my crew. You heard it from me first. Irma won't be shit. Someone save this quote. #FAKEstorm

Fuck. Are you still in town? There ain't no precedent for this in recorded history. You are about to get creampied right in the pooper by a category five hurricane with 200 mph winds.

[TheReal_ND]

Good!

[heydaralon]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-0 ... -dwellings




brutal

Is that supposed to scare me? I was on I-75 driving to gville during Sandy. I was watching Westworld episodes during Matthew last October. Shit, some of the cat 4 real ass niggas I hang out with made Andrew evacuate to a FEMA camp just to get away from my crew. You heard it from me first. Irma won't be shit. Someone save this quote. #FAKEstorm

Fuck. Are you still in town? There ain't no precedent for this in recorded history. You are about to get creampied right in the pooper by a category five hurricane with 200 mph winds.

I'm not leaving town. 200 is just a number as far as I'm concerned. Shit some of those piece of shit cessna's fly at faster speeds than Irma. If it gets to a cat 8 or 9, maybe I'll take notice. Rick Scott might be scared of Irma, but I'll be at Lake Eola on that swan boat ride when it rips through. If you want to live in O-town, you can't show any weakness.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Orlando is pretty far inland. Should be fine, so long as the Epcot ball doesn't roll over his house.

[Speaker to Animals]

You are too young to remember Andrew. That was Cat 5. Son, you don't want to fuck with no cat 5 hurricane. Even 60 miles from the coast it could flatten your home.

[TheReal_ND]

Meh. I've been in a cat 5. Just pushed a tree into the apartment. No big deal really. It's always the flooding with these things.