We Need To Export MAGA to Canada.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:10 pm

I'd trade for Sergachev straight up if you had to, he's 6'3" 212lbs at 18 years old, he's an effortless skater, a 30 minute a night guy, offensive force, defensive force, physically agressive, highest hockey IQ, supremely confident, relentless competitor, he's going to be a franchise Number One D, he will in fact supplant even Shea Weber as the Number One D in Montreal, he's going to be better than Seth Jones, he's going to be Drew Doughty like.
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Post by boethius » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:11 pm

We should tell Canada that either they push all their immigrants into the ocean (the cold one that kills all the deep sea fishermen) or we nuke all their hockey rinks.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:12 pm

boethius wrote:We should tell Canada that either they push all their immigrants into the ocean (the cold one that kills all the deep sea fishermen) or we nuke all their hockey rinks.

And the curling teams. The curling teams need to drown too.

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Post by StCapps » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:19 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:I'd trade for Sergachev straight up if you had to, he's 6'3" 212lbs at 18 years old, he's an effortless skater, a 30 minute a night guy, offensive force, defensive force, physically agressive, highest hockey IQ, supremely confident, relentless competitor, he's going to be a franchise Number One D, he will in fact supplant even Shea Weber as the Number One D in Montreal, he's going to be better than Seth Jones, he's going to be Drew Doughty like.
Number One D-Man usually don't develop until their mid-late 20's. Doughty is a rarity, you really think he's a Doughty?
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Post by boethius » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:23 pm

We could also send squads of men dressed in American flag uniforms and MAGA hats to take a flamethrower to every hockey rink in Canada.

Fill them in and replace them with mini-golf courses where every hole is modeled after a different Trump property.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:24 pm

StCapps wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:I'd trade for Sergachev straight up if you had to, he's 6'3" 212lbs at 18 years old, he's an effortless skater, a 30 minute a night guy, offensive force, defensive force, physically agressive, highest hockey IQ, supremely confident, relentless competitor, he's going to be a franchise Number One D, he will in fact supplant even Shea Weber as the Number One D in Montreal, he's going to be better than Seth Jones, he's going to be Drew Doughty like.
Number One D-Man usually don't develop until their mid-late 20's. Doughty is a rarity, you really think he's a Doughty?
In the same class as Doughty, big, strong, smart, and effortless skater, once you have big strong smart, then it all comes down to the skating, Drew Doughty, Duncan Keith, Kris Letang, 30 minute a night every single night never runs out of gas guy, that's the kind of skater that Sergachev is, on a 6'3" 225 lb frame, with the hockey IQ to run the show.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:24 pm

boethius wrote:We could also send squads of men dressed in American flag uniforms and MAGA hats to take a flamethrower to every hockey rink in Canada.

Fill them in and replace them with mini-golf courses where every hole is modeled after a different Trump property.

Might as well destroy all the shit beer factories and end the scourge of Canadian beer while we were up there.

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Re: We Need To Export MAGA to Canada.

Post by StCapps » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:26 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
StCapps wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:I'd trade for Sergachev straight up if you had to, he's 6'3" 212lbs at 18 years old, he's an effortless skater, a 30 minute a night guy, offensive force, defensive force, physically agressive, highest hockey IQ, supremely confident, relentless competitor, he's going to be a franchise Number One D, he will in fact supplant even Shea Weber as the Number One D in Montreal, he's going to be better than Seth Jones, he's going to be Drew Doughty like.
Number One D-Man usually don't develop until their mid-late 20's. Doughty is a rarity, you really think he's a Doughty?
In the same class as Doughty, big, strong, smart, and effortless skater, once you have big strong smart, then it all comes down to the skating, Drew Doughty, Duncan Keith, Kris Letang, 30 minute a night every single night never runs out of gas guy, that's the kind of skater that Sergachev is, on a 6'3" 225 lb frame, with the hockey IQ to run the show.
If that's the case we can't trade Duchene quick enough.
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Re: We Need To Export MAGA to Canada.

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:32 pm

It's all about the endurance, I've watched Sergachev develop in Windsor, and it's not so much Michael Grabner break away speed, he is break out fast, but it's not about the sprint, it's the marathon, he has the Number One D Motor, 30 minutes a night every night, throw him over the boards every second shift, constant skater, but powerful, power skater on a power frame.

And he's nasty, his nasty level is underrated, he is very hard to push off the puck, and he's got a nasty streak when it comes to seperating others from the puck, for a Russian, he's very aggressive.

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Post by DrYouth » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:37 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Jordan Peterson, for example, is facing being locked in a cage like an animal because he refuses to cooperate with the leftist delusion about gender fluidity by using the many insane gender pronouns they invented.
Just looked this guy up on Wikipedia...
Interesting guy.
Can't see anything about any legal action against him.
What are you referring to?
Just took at his blog which is pretty cool... doesn't seem to be the least bit censored.
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