Literal Odds and Ends

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I figured out why the pH scale goes to 14 yesterday.
1 * 10 ^ -14
I like when things aren't arbitrary.
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Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
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TheReal_ND wrote:Image
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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GrumpyCatFace wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:Image
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Just watched Babe. It holds up.
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Mrs. Valesquez sounds suspect. The rice table is communism.
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Okeefenokee wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:Image
Found this near the storage lot. Not sure I'm a believer tbh. Then again Aiden is a pretty retarded name.
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.
To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
What the hell is a rice table?

And why is she writing this note?
To explain why the kid has a bruised chest.

They usually are on an official form, and the school keeps one to cover their ass.

I have one that says my son and another boy ran into each other when they were being chased by a monster. You don't get certified evidence of the existence of monsters everyday, so I held onto it.
To be clear, as a parent, I have to give the school a note to explain why my kid has a bruise or cut? And if I don't, what they call DCF on me?
No, dumbass. The letter is from the school to the parent.

"You gave us your kid, and he got hurt. We didn't beat him. This is how he got hurt."
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