North Korea News

[Smitty-48]

The military and associated regime loyalists know that Juche as currently configured is not likely sustainable for the long term, at some point, they know that they will have to make the jump to Juche-Lite, that will eventually be the only path to keeping their perks and prerogatives, they will have to burn the village to save the village as it were, they will have to overthrow Juche in favour of Juche-Lite, to stave off a total and disorderly collapse, and when they reach that point, they will make their move, likely with the assistance of Beijing, this is how the Chinese would incite the overthrow of the Regime, not to destroy it, but to save it from itself.

[DBTrek]

The military and associated regime loyalists know that Juche as currently configured is not likely sustainable for the long term, at some point, they know that they will have to make the jump to Juche-Lite, that will eventually be the only path to keeping their perks and prerogatives, they will have to burn the village to save the village as it were, they will have to overthrow Juche in favour of Juche-Lite, to stave off a total and disorderly collapse, and when they reach that point, they will make their move, likely with the assistance of Beijing, this is how the Chinese would incite the overthrow of the Regime, not to destroy it, but to save it from itself.

The ol' Jerry McGuire maneuver.

[Smitty-48]

Precisely, and this is why the Kim's have become ever more paranoid about and hostile towards Beijing over time, because the biggest threat is the Chinese saving North Korea from the Kim's, in order to keep North Korea going for the long term.

[SuburbanFarmer]

There was a time when the North Koreans would have flourished in the U.S. They will still do great in Mexico and South America. Maybe even Australia.

What are they, perennials?

LMAO

[Fife]

There was a time when the North Koreans would have flourished in the U.S. They will still do great in Mexico and South America. Maybe even Australia.

What are they, perennials?

Sorta.

I think Smits is right, they will be looking for warm weather and freedom. We're running low on at least one of those.

[Smitty-48]

It's all going to play out on Main Street USA someday, it always does, there will be gerrymandered hardcore GOP North Koreans, they'll be in very un-Korean places like Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Sante Fe, there will be tension between North and South Korean Americans, North Korean noodle shops, North Korean street gangs, North Korean megachurches, you'll have North Koreans lousing the place up all over.

The North Koreans will eventually invade America as foretold, they just wont be rolling through in tanks, they'll be driving minivans, full of kids instead of troops.

It will all go from "ZOMG North Korean ICBM's!" to "Hey, did you see that guy cut me off?! Fuckin' North Koreans! These people don't know how to drive! Check your fuckin' blind spot Kim Jong Un!"

[SuburbanFarmer]

It's all going to play out on Main Street USA someday, it always does, there will be gerrymandered hardcore GOP North Koreans, they'll be in very un-Korean places like Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Sante Fe, there will be tension between North and South Korean Americans, North Korean noodle shops, North Korean street gangs, North Korean megachurches, you'll have North Koreans lousing the place up all over.

The North Koreans will eventually invade America as foretold, they just wont be rolling through in tanks, they'll be driving minivans, full of kids instead of troops.

It will all go from "ZOMG North Korean ICBM's!" to "Hey, did you see that guy me off?! Fuckin' North Koreans! These people don't know how to drive!"

This is why we need StA on the front lines, to protect us from the migrant hordes.

[Smitty-48]

Well you better do everything you can to keep the regime in Pyongyang propped up, large and in charge, because as soon as that Iron Curtain comes down, Freedom + The Sun Belt is going to have you swimming in North Koreans, up to your eyeballs.

[Speaker to Animals]

I think we should help the North Korean women first and foremost. I think our feminist and progressive friends will agree that priority should be placed on helping the women.

[Speaker to Animals]

We need a new traffic regime up in here. Sometimes I can be very naughty on the road and need correction.