DCF Refugee Internment Camp

[Montegriffo]

Not to mention Michael Phelps.
No.... I said not to mention him I got nothing there.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Michael Jordan. End of discussion.

End of discussion, like that's ever gonna happen.

I raise you, double Olympic decathlete gold medallist Daley Thompson.

I can tell you who I'm not going to raise you, Bruce Jenner.

I considered that for .05 seconds.

Very well, Monte. Michael Phelps. You are done here.

I didn't want to do it, but you took it there. It's on you, man.

[Fife]

Oh, this dude is a master at running a single kind of race. Until his knees, back, and metabolism go bad at about age 34, that is.

Of course, I could be wrong. If we were all trapped in a foxhole together, I'm sure our Olympic buddy could swim us all up a few extra boxes of ammo.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

[SuburbanFarmer]

Not to mention Michael Phelps.
No.... I said not to mention him I got nothing there.

Too late.

[Montegriffo]

Only as far as swimming goes, not even the best Olympian, so many events in the pool, any freak with oversized hands and feet can clean up the golds there.

ps I was the town under 18 breaststroke champ at the age of 14.

[Penner]

Only as far as swimming goes, not even the best Olympian, so many events in the pool, any freak with oversized hands and feet can clean up the golds there.

ps I was the town under 18 breaststroke champ at the age of 14.

Dude broke a 2,000-year-old Olympic record in Brazil, he is (if not one of the best) but the best Olympian ever!

[SuburbanFarmer]

Only as far as swimming goes, not even the best Olympian, so many events in the pool, any freak with oversized hands and feet can clean up the golds there.

ps I was the town under 18 breaststroke champ at the age of 14.

Stop typing. You're embarrassing yourself.

[Montegriffo]

Only as far as swimming goes, not even the best Olympian, so many events in the pool, any freak with oversized hands and feet can clean up the golds there.

ps I was the town under 18 breaststroke champ at the age of 14.

Dude broke a 2,000-year-old Olympic record in Brazil, he is (if not one of the best) but the best Olympian ever!

Won the most golds, not the same thing. I raise your Phelps with the commonwealth's best Usain Bolt.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Only as far as swimming goes, not even the best Olympian, so many events in the pool, any freak with oversized hands and feet can clean up the golds there.

ps I was the town under 18 breaststroke champ at the age of 14.

Dude broke a 2,000-year-old Olympic record in Brazil, he is (if not one of the best) but the best Olympian ever!

Won the most golds, not the same thing. I raise your Phelps with the commonwealth's best Usain Bolt.

I said stop. This is painful to watch.

[Montegriffo]

Triple, triple including the blue ribbon event the 100 metres. You are only embarrassing yourself now Grumps dear boy.