why are scandis so polite?

[Smitty-48]

Im gonna do it.

When you get to Aubagne, just go with the flow. Don't overthink it. Just follow the instructions.

Don't look around and think "Fuck, this is hard, I can't do this"

Always look around and think "Fuck, these guys ain't so tough, if they can do it, I can do it"

[TheReal_ND]

Good advice. I also want to look good. I'm thinking long sleeve collared shirt and some kakis like the guy in the picture on the recruitment website. I don't want to show up looking like a schlub. I will at least show enough respect to do that

[Smitty-48]

Think of it like a prison. Anticipate hardship. Embrace the suck.

You're sentencing yourself to five years hard labor in the Legion.

Once you're in, you can't get out.

You just have to follow the instructions and obey the rules.

Don't try to be an individual anymore, give yourself over to the Regiment.

Qui Ose Gagne Legio Patria Nostra

[TheReal_ND]

Bear in mind this is just a prank to see what happens. They could reject me out of hand for missing a kidney. RIP kidney. Fuck all you've ever done for me. POS

[TheReal_ND]

I like the idea of not being an individual.

Individualism is gay.

I should at least serve before I become a gay individual. I've never served.

I don't have the right to talk shit at all I want to do my time and then talk shit. If the ADL comes at me I will knock their head back like a PEZ dispenser and spit down their throat.

[Smitty-48]

I like the idea of not being an individual.

Individualism is gay.

I should at least serve before I become a gay individual. I've never served.

This is the ultimate. Once you are Legion, they can never take that away from you.

All around the world, your reputation will precede you.

[Smitty-48]

Plus you are gonna get ripped.

Not bulky, wiry. Swift, silent, deadly. Snake Eater.

And kick boxing. They are big on kick boxing. You're gonna do a lotta boxing.

Chicks dig it.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm already p wiry. I was gonna see how many pullups I could do at the gym but there were a bunch of stupid Stacyes around and didn't feel like rewarding them with my presence and effort so I just took a shower instead. Last I checked I could do 8 no problem. I feel confident I could get 9 or 10 in nowadays I weigh nothing I hardly eat and all I do is manual labor.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm confident on 7 though np. I can do 7 all day.

[Smitty-48]

Plus there's a fuckton of shooting involved.

They've got all the kit.

They've got the latest and best French kit.

They've got the firepower.

They've got HK416. Nice iron.