Current US Military

[DBTrek]

Let's not forget the GREATEST WORLD CUP TEAM OF ALL TIME:

CANADA, c.2012

I mean, yeah . . . Honduras did beat their asses 8 to 1, but when your veins pump nothing but kool-aid we can still call that the greatest team of all time because numbers don't matter.



Look at those brave Canadians, taking shot after shot, after shot, never giving up. They're losing points at an 8 to 1 ratio and still they stay on the field.
I hear Honduras hit their locker room first after the game.
Conceded the field to the best World Cup Team humanity has ever known.

lulz

[StCapps]

Kill count wasn't the war they were fighting, which is why they won. Kill count isn't the scoreboard dummy. Durability matters, and you quit because the opponents could take your best shot and keep moving forward, you never made it to the scorecards, y'all threw in the towel.

[Smitty-48]

The NVA were getting close to the breaking point too, morale was faltering in the NVA, Le Duan kept sending them into the meatgrinder, and it was starting to wear them down, America was taking them to the wall, the NVA were the best there ever was, but only by a cunt hair, this is why Westmoreland wanted 1.5 million troops so he could invade Laos, he figured the NVA were close to the breaking point, and he wasn't wrong, but by that time, the NVA had already won, they already broke the American will, so there was no way Westy was getting his 1.5 million troops, when he asked for them, that's what got him fired.

[DBTrek]

Kill count wasn't the war they were fighting, which is why they won. Kill count isn't the scoreboard dummy.

There is no scoreboard.
Just two red-assed Canadians trying to peddle some envy-driven lunacy on the forums because they can't build anything of their own.
So, since Canada can't actually build the tallest building, they've dedicated themselves to tearing other people's buildings down.
And the best tool they've got?
"DUDE, THE NVA WAS THE BEST ARMY IN HISTORYYYYYYYY"


Right on.
Good luck with that.

[StCapps]

Y'all threw in the towel. The judges scorecards don't matter when you quit before the decision, that's how fights work.
/shrugs

You saw that they could take any punch that you were willing to throw and then you got discouraged, gassed, and then threw the towel in because you couldn't take what they were dishing out. You can claim victory all you want, you won't fool anyone in the know.

[DBTrek]

CANADA 2012 - BEST WORLD CUP TEAM IN HISTORYYYYYYY
(Lost 8-1, but there is no scoreboard, just Canadian feelz)

[StCapps]

CANADA 2012 - BEST WORLD CUP TEAM IN HISTORYYYYYYY
(Lost 8-1, but there is no scoreboard, just Canadian feelz)

If the other team forfeited before the end of the game because we scored a goal on them, and they were pissed they didn't get a shoutout, we would have won. The US never made it to the final bell, they forfeited, the judges scorecards prior to quitting are irrelevant.

[Smitty-48]

Y'all threw in the towel. The judges scorecards don't matter when you quit before the decision, that's how fights work.
/shrugs

You saw that they could take any punch that you were willing to throw and then you got discouraged, gassed, and then threw the towel in because you couldn't take what they were dishing out. You can claim victory all you want, you won't fool anyone in the know.

They didn't just throw in the towel, first they fell to pieces in round twelve, and then when they faltered, the NVA got their second wind and came off the ropes, and started peppering the Americans upside the head, the Americans proceeded to start running around the ring to get away from them, then the Americans fled the ring screaming, then ran right out of the building, pushing their boxing gloves over the side of the aircraft carriers in a panicking rout.

At the end, the American ambassador is refusing to acknowledge that the fight is over, while the NVA are closing in on him, the Marines had to disobey orders and throw his ass on the helicopter, just so they didn't get captured by the NVA who were only blocks away by this point.

[DBTrek]

Right on.
Just Google "Best army of all time" and look at those irrefutable results.
No envious kool-aid drinkin' going on in here, nossir!

[StCapps]

Right on.
Just Google "Best army of all time" and look at those irrefutable results.
No envious kool-aid drinkin' going on in here, nossir!

There it is, the 's when he's flailing.
What happened to the /shrugs DB?
Too busy moving the goalposts, I see.