Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

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GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
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boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
My shit's tight, dude. I mean...
it's already up. no...
My tab is full. that's not it..
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:
boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
My shit's tight, dude. I mean...
it's already up. no...
My tab is full. that's not it..
That's what happens when you spend your mom's disability check buying mint condition, original box, Leisure Suit Larry games from Ebay...nothing left for your Destiny 2 pre-order.

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Those leisure suit larry games were awesome.
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boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
So? Where is the bestiality subboard?
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Hwen Hoshino wrote: So? Where is the bestiality subboard?
In Drtrech's basement.
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That businessman could bang several thousand gorgeous models in every orifice for that kind of money. If he was really feeling degenerate, he could start his own porn company and run through hundreds of girls too. It blows my mind how we choose to price things.
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heydaralon wrote:That businessman could bang several thousand gorgeous models in every orifice for that kind of money. If he was really feeling degenerate, he could start his own porn company and run through hundreds of girls too. It blows my mind how we choose to price things.
There's an app for that,

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This is what happens when you marry one of those tramps, by the way.

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Speaker to Animals wrote:This is what happens when you marry one of those tramps, by the way.

Wow....what a slut! Thinks that she should be married to her ex boyfriend and slept around on her husband. Oh and I loved how she thought that she was a "Good Person". :liar: :lol:
There is a time for good men to do bad things.

For fuck sake, 1984 is NOT an instruction manual!

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