Russia! Russia!! Russia!!!

[Speaker to Animals]

Whatever grandpa. What is the cyber equivalent of Castle Bravo? We learned everything we need to from building big ol' bombs decades ago. We need to start pumping money into 21st century boondoggles.

The missile systems themselves. The command and control networks that govern them. Your access to porn. Etc. Etc.

[Smitty-48]

Whatever grandpa. What is the cyber equivalent of Castle Bravo? We learned everything we need to from building big ol' bombs decades ago. We need to start pumping money into 21st century boondoggles.

Oh please, you namby pamby ZOMG cyber faggots make me wanna puke, this is why we can't have above ground nuclear testing, with you clowns blubberin about a phony war that doesn't scare anybody, we never get anywhere dangerous that way.

Cyber is the ZOMG Global Warming of war, which is chickenshit, nobody fuckin cares, whereas Castle Bravo, that is the actual tornado on the horizon, heading right towards you, the very brink of total anihilation, now you're staring into the abyss itself

Cyber schmyber, fuck your pussy assed cyber, you fuckin' weenies.

[Speaker to Animals]

The good news is that, after the balloon goes up, we won't have to worry about cyberwafare for a while.

[Smitty-48]

Cyberwar, is like everything else postmodern, pales in comparison to the real deal. Modern, is scary, postmodern, is a buncha pampered panty waists freaking out about fluffy wuffy nothings.

[clubgop]

So, taking your ridiculous conspiracy theory as fact, the Russians did to the democrats what the democrats have been doing to the Russians (i.e. Ukraine, Georgia, etc.) and only now it's suddenly a problem.

Then without a shred of material or technical evidence you guys obsess over this conspiracy theory for months, shedding rational voters every single day.

You almost handed the GOP the ability to actually end the federal government. They are literally one state away from having that power. Keep up the good work, I guess.

Who is "you guys?" I'm speaking as an American. Are you? You ok with foreign nations meddling in our elections? Guess what, both Republicans and Democrats don't like that, which made them pass a new round of sanctions on Russia.

Sure you could argue that it's just deserts, which I wouldn't disagree with, but you really arguing that it's a-ok with you? That America should take no action in response to Russian meddling? Further, do you have a short memory or something? Here's a Fox News account of what's going on:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08 ... -know.html

At least congress has a few conservatives around that don't take kindly to other nations fucking with our elections.

We dont have to like it but we do have to accept it. That is not at issue your liberal selective enforcement is at issue. The fact that you cant name or point to the statute of which anybody is in violation of. The fact that this supposed meddiling revealed clear evidence that the Democrat party rigged their primary elections. Yet we have not seen oneof you so called "Americans" or liberal congressman that give a fuck about that. The same Americans and liberal congressman that bellow Treasoneven though that crime is clearly spelled out in our Constitution and this clearly isnt that. You so called "Americans" care not fpr the security of this country when you advocate for open borders and sancutary cities, nope, only when Democrats lose do sp called "Americans" like you care for protecting this country. Fuck off.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Whatever grandpa. What is the cyber equivalent of Castle Bravo? We learned everything we need to from building big ol' bombs decades ago. We need to start pumping money into 21st century boondoggles.

Oh please, you namby pamby ZOMG cyber faggots make me wanna puke, this is why we can't have above ground nuclear testing, with you clowns blubberin about a phony war that doesn't scare anybody, we never get anywhere dangerous that way.

Cyber is the ZOMG Global Warming of war, which is chickenshit, nobody fuckin cares, whereas Castle Bravo, that is the actual tornado on the horizon, heading right towards you, the very brink of total anihilation, now you're staring into the abyss itself

Cyber schmyber, fuck your pussy assed cyber, you fuckin' weenies.

Pffft

Jealous, bitter old man talk.

Welcome to the future cold warrior.

[Smitty-48]

Pffft

Jealous, bitter old man talk.

Welcome to the future cold warrior.

Yeah, that's all you kids can do these days, play your video games, call me when you're ready to put your big boy pants on, cuz nobody is scared of ZOMG cyberwar, and it doesn't require any big ticket purchasing neither, so enjoy your peace dividend, in the unemployment line, weenies.

Nuclear war, that's the ultimate Hotrod, but now you got these neckbeards coming up and saying, no, no, we got something better! But when they pull back the curtain? It's a Prius, cue everybody just shrugging and walking away.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Pffft

Jealous, bitter old man talk.

Welcome to the future cold warrior.

Yeah, that's all you kids can do these days, play your video games, call me when you're ready to put your big boy pants on, cuz nobody is scared of ZOMG cyberwar, and it doesn't require any big ticket purchasing neither, so enjoy your peace dividend, in the unemployment line, weenies.

Have you never seen WarGames, or the followup WarGames: The Dead Code?

There has got to be some expensive cyber to buy, especially when you factor in all that sweet pork and waste that comes with gub'ment spending.

[Smitty-48]

Pffft

Jealous, bitter old man talk.

Welcome to the future cold warrior.

Yeah, that's all you kids can do these days, play your video games, call me when you're ready to put your big boy pants on, cuz nobody is scared of ZOMG cyberwar, and it doesn't require any big ticket purchasing neither, so enjoy your peace dividend, in the unemployment line, weenies.

Have you never seen WarGames, or the followup WarGames: The Dead Code?

There has got to be some expensive cyber to buy, especially when you factor in all that sweet pork and waste that comes with gub'ment spending.

Nah, you can do all your cyberwar with off the shelf PC tech, it's basically just email hacks with malware, there really isn't anything that fancy about it, it's certainly not going to keep your Cold War pork flowing into the districts, bet dat.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Dang.

What about Gundams? Can we build those? That is cooler than some stupid bomba, and has got to cost some scrip.

I mean... I guess that is basically the F-35 though.