Social Justice Warriors Thread

[TheReal_ND]

You all have overlooked one important aspect - the test said what they found was inca, perverian, etc......South American - what English settler was screwing South Americans 10 gen ago? Perhaps what they found were genes of Asian mongols that made their way to Europe via Kahn and over the Alaskan land mass - Nothing about this makes sense.

There is a margin of error where they can insert whatever the fuck they want and 23 and me has been busted doing just that. Really ridiculous stuff coming from the party of "were all one race, the human race."

That said, I've long been intrigued by alternative native American origin stories.

[heydaralon]

I bet a huuuge number of Americans, including diehard Republicans who hate Warren's guts, are more "Indian" than she is. Shit, ND once told me he has a small amount of Chickasaw in his blood. He probably has a better claim to casino dividends and scholarship hookups than Squanto Warren does.

My great grandmother was a metis of chippewa blood so my grandmother got free healthcare but the actual natives would give her dirty looks so she never really used it. My dad and uncle are an eighth which qualifies them for grants for college but they never used it. Meanwhile Pocahontas is like 1/100 native and she gets to defraud Harvard.

Oh shes a jew, that's right.

I doubt she will run for president, but you imagine the mileage Republicans would get off this if she did? I think a lot of minorities would probably have a problem with this too. It would be Rachel Dolezal all over again...

[Zlaxer]

I've long been intrigued by alternative native American origin stories.

Clovis culture - Indians are asians that lost their beards....

[TheReal_ND]

I bet a huuuge number of Americans, including diehard Republicans who hate Warren's guts, are more "Indian" than she is. Shit, ND once told me he has a small amount of Chickasaw in his blood. He probably has a better claim to casino dividends and scholarship hookups than Squanto Warren does.

My great grandmother was a metis of chippewa blood so my grandmother got free healthcare but the actual natives would give her dirty looks so she never really used it. My dad and uncle are an eighth which qualifies them for grants for college but they never used it. Meanwhile Pocahontas is like 1/100 native and she gets to defraud Harvard.

Oh shes a jew, that's right.

I doubt she will run for president, but you imagine the mileage Republicans would get off this if she did? I think a lot of minorities would probably have a problem with this too. It would be Rachel Dolezal all over again...

The thing about this is kind of like what I pointed out happened to my grandma at the free clinics she could use by blood. She just got shamed out of using them and said fuck it. This is part of the problem I have with minority Americans really. I refuse to identify with them even if I am some tiny fraction of a percentage related to them. A) I know next to nothing about their culture or history B) I hate charity with a passion. I dont like wagon burners because of C) they always act like a repressed minority when the reality is we were at each others throats, literally, for centuries and we treated them pretty fair after they lost their pants. I mean fuck you dude, do you think some fucking minority is going to be so magnanimous to you when he erases your bloodline? Fuck no. Only white people respect other cultures. In fact, Warren, the jew, could give two fucks about Americans or Wagon Burners.

[The Conservative]

Depends, according to Indian Affairs (BIA) you should be at least 1/4, be able to trace your ancestry tree to that, and be registered with a tribe to be considered Native American. Even if you could be 1/1024th you'd have to have your family tree back that far, and register with a tribe... none of that "maybe" stuff.

Of course this is progressivism, where you can "identify" as anything you want... like I only look like a white male, but I'm really a half-black/half-Asian pre-op gender-neutral transsexual furry. (I'm hoping that qualifies me for some huge "diversity" contracts from the govt) Going by that, she doesn't need any Native DNA.

Difference between her and I, I can trace my family back that far...

I always hated her saying she was Native American, the only thing Native American about her was she was born here.

[TheReal_ND]

Yeah. This whole thing is out. It has to be pissing off a large swath of Americans by now. She is DOA. I hate her so much it's very bad.

[C-Mag]

Yeah. This whole thing is out. It has to be pissing off a large swath of Americans by now. She is DOA. I hate her so much it's very bad.

This is as funny as Obama trying to prove he's a Christian and not some kind of gay closet hajji.

[Fife]

[Zlaxer]

Yeah. This whole thing is out. It has to be pissing off a large swath of Americans by now. She is DOA. I hate her so much it's very bad.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... 656463002/

"It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven," he said. "Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."

Lolz - Please run in 2020 please O' please.

[Speaker to Animals]

Imagine if Hillary is really all they have.

She could come out strong promising the death penalty for rapists. Basically take everything most toxic and hypocritical about feminism, and just double down.